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e-cig movie quotes (lets have some fun here)

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It's a Wonderful Life

Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets an EGO.

Where's that Cartomizer, you silly stupid old fool? Where's the E-Juice? Do you realize what this means? It means Nicotine withdrawal and scandal and prison! That's what it means! One of us is going to jail... well, it's not gonna be me!
 

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The Perfect line to the Canadian government unedited:
William Wallace: There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.

Private Cowboy: I think what she's trying to say is that you boys need to use a pink ego twist

Cpl. Gerald Gessner: All right people, LISTEN UP! You've got FIFTEEN MINUTES to clean, blow out, dry, reload those carts! YOU HEAR ME! Now DO IT!
 

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*rolls up fur* it is on like donkey kong......


Robin: "Let's go!"
Batman: "Not you, Robin. They have strict licensing laws in this country. A boy of your age is not allowed in a vaping store."

Bruce Wayne: They told me there was nothing wrong with it, nothing to fear in lighting up. But the night my parents were murdered by Can Sir I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something cartomizered, something that will not stop until it gets revenge... on big tobacco companies.

Alien: i come with pre-filled Carto's
Jack Caine: and you leave without them

James Kirk: Excuse me… Excuse me. I’d just like to ask a question… What does God need with a star dust?

Deanna Troi: Do you want to tell me what’s bothering you or would you like to break some more furniture with your vape fit?

Warlock: Of all the curiosities here I've seen, none have surprised me more than this.

Johnny Blaze: I'm the only one who can walk in both worlds. I'm the tout Rider.

Raphael: We're dealing with a real vapers here.
 

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Game [vape] of Thrones quotes;

Sandor (The Hound): Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll vape his *bleep* corpse!

Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're vaping.
Tyrion: I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure, what I'm vaping.


Tyrion: I much like my vMax. I don't want to see it removed just yet.

Bronn: Do you know how to use that?
Tyrion: I vaped wood once. No, actually, I watched my brother vape wood.

Tyrion Lannister: The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious *bleep*? Where is the god of vaping and RY4?

Tyrion Lannister: Why haven't you quit smoking? I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know that vaping was best.

Varys: You're quite good at being Hand, you know. Jon Arryn and Ned Stark were good men, honorable men. But they disdained Joke Smoke and those who vape it. You enjoy the Joke Smoke . And you vape it well.

Note: Dusty, am I ever glad you don't work for HBO :D
 
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1. Two boges, one mod.

2 a) Bruce Dickenson: "Easy, guys! I put my juice in...just like the rest of you, one drop at a time. Except, once my juice is in, I make gold vapor."
b) Bruce Dickenson: "That, that was gonna be a great vape. Guys, what's the deal?"
Guys: "Ah, are you sure that was vaping okay?"
Bruce Dickenson: "I gotta be honest. Fellas, it was vaping great, but I coulda used a little more moose juice."

3.
George: "Do women know about vapage?"
Elaine: "What do mean, like smoking?"
George: "Nooooo...."
Jerry: "Like when a man goes vaping...afterwards..."
Elaine: "(gasp)...It vapes?!
Jerry: "Like an overcharged fog machine.
Elaine: Why does it vape?
George: It just does!
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
 

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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a Lava Tube at you.
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Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a Lava Tube at me, they'd put me away!

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Tim: There it is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the eGo?
Tim: It *is* the eGo!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary eGo.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most awesome, shiny, and bad-a..ed PV you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so excited!
Tim: Look, that eGo got a twisty bit a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: It'll vape you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's it do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: It's got huge, shiny... er... it can fog about. Look at the volts!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Vape your head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little vaper. One eGo Twist comin' right up!
 
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Star Wars: Said The Provari to Mini Provari "Pro I am your Father"

Spaceballs: Pro I am your fathers brothers uncle sisters cousin. lol !!!!!!
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