I really like fractured carols this time of year. My favorite is sung to the tune: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Ahem.....me me me me.....cough....give me an A.....ahem.....here we go.........(cracking knuckles)
The restroom door said Gentlemen so I just walked inside,
It wasn't long I realized I'd been taken for a ride,
I heard high voices, turned and found the room was occupied
By 2 nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse,
What could be worse,
Than 2 nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse.
The restroom door said Gentlemen it must have been a gag,
As I walked in I realized I had run into a hag,
She sprayed me with her can of mace and hit me with her bag,
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What could I say,
This was just not turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said Gentlemen I'd really like to find,
The funny little creep that had the nerve to switch the signs
Cause I have 2 black eyes and one high heel up my behind,
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy,
Boy oh boy,
I will never sit with comfort and joy.
The restroom door said Gentlemen so I just walked inside,
It wasn't long I realized I'd been taken for a ride,
I heard high voices, turned and found the room was occupied
By 2 nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse,
What could be worse,
Than 2 nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse.
The restroom door said Gentlemen it must have been a gag,
As I walked in I realized I had run into a hag,
She sprayed me with her can of mace and hit me with her bag,
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What could I say,
This was just not turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said Gentlemen I'd really like to find,
The funny little creep that had the nerve to switch the signs
Cause I have 2 black eyes and one high heel up my behind,
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy,
Boy oh boy,
I will never sit with comfort and joy.
