We must first recognize Admiral CrimsonJack, henceforth to be known as Most Excellent Admiral CrimsonJack for opening the doors to the ProVarinati Saloon. Now to make it official:
By the powers bestowed upon me as your Princess,
I decree the Kingdom of ProVape to be our new home!
Hoc est ordine meo(w).
All are welcome here! The ProVarinati (or noti if you think it's silly) and all enthusiasts of
our Most Precious ProVari.
One need not have a ProVari to commune with us, just be nice.
And to Lord MonsterKenny, Ambassador of the Kingdom of ProVape,
I express to you in the fractured EngLatin that is the native tongue of the elders in our cult:
Nos gratias agimus vos.
Quia, vos benigniter habet dedit nos sanctuario et initium novum. Nos in vobis debeo.*
We shall now go forth and make merriment
*We thank you. Because, you kindly gave us a sanctuary and a new beginning. We owe you.

By the powers bestowed upon me as your Princess,
I decree the Kingdom of ProVape to be our new home!
Hoc est ordine meo(w).
All are welcome here! The ProVarinati (or noti if you think it's silly) and all enthusiasts of
our Most Precious ProVari.
One need not have a ProVari to commune with us, just be nice.
And to Lord MonsterKenny, Ambassador of the Kingdom of ProVape,
I express to you in the fractured EngLatin that is the native tongue of the elders in our cult:
Nos gratias agimus vos.
Quia, vos benigniter habet dedit nos sanctuario et initium novum. Nos in vobis debeo.*

We shall now go forth and make merriment
*We thank you. Because, you kindly gave us a sanctuary and a new beginning. We owe you.
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