Thanks for the welcome. It is overwhelming and funny but I understand completely.
My internal thoughts in order:
1. I need to quit smoking.
2. I'll just get one of those ecig things.
3. Which one do I buy? Need more info!
4. Too much info, too much... overload.
5. Deep breath. I'm just gonna pick one.
6. Now how does it work?
7. Oh, seems simple enough.
So with him:
Me: I bought electronic cigarettes to quit smoking or at the very least make it a lot less harmful.
Him: Awesome, did you get me one?
Me: No, but I can.
Him: Did you order mine yet?
Me: Not yet. People are saying you are probably going to need a different set up than mine. It doesn't look like a cigarette and it has this button, but you can load a lot of
juice into it and you don't have to charge it as often. Seems like this may be the one but it is about $150. What color do you want?
Him: Um, what??? Wait, I will just check your stuff out and you can explain this to me later.
juice??? You put
juice in a cigarette?
Maybe I should tell him I will get him a purple unicorn sticker and it will make everything all better.