The Twisted Wish Game

[bobsyeruncle]

Johnson Creek gets bought out by an eccentric millionaire. To get patrons excited about the transition, several customers are rewarded with lifetime supplies of Tennessee Cured juice. Congratulations!

Unfortunately, quality control goes way downhill. Johnson Creek juice is now made with genuine unfiltered water from Johnson Creek. After about a month of vaping the noxious stuff, you start to sprout mold all over. Switching to a different vendor doesn't help. You end up looking like this dude:

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I wish computers were easier to use.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Computers become easier to use but we lose the ability to think for ourselves.....wait, that's already happening!!!8-o8-o8-o

I wish Lox and Beebop would have a live stream of theeir wedding so all of PIF could enjoy the festivities!!!

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted but while watching you realize everyone was invited but you

(just kidding Rip - we may do a feed - IDK yet)

I wish I was 20 years younger

 

[phoenixfire]

Poof, you are now 20 years younger, but you know longer know Jazz and next time you see her you wonder why this beautiful stranger just beat the hell out of your new girlfriend.

I wish I felt better.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* You wake up feeling great and as you go to stretch notice that you have no arms. Further investigation reveals, to your horror, that EVERY appendage was amputated. Apparently infections travel fast.

I wish plane travel was as cheap as septa (public trans)

 

[VpnDrgn]

Poof - Cost of flying cut by 80%, but cavity searches are now mandatory for all passengers.


I wish on-line work at home jobs were real.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

They turn out to be real -- but you have to dress office-appropriate!!!8-o8-o8-o

I wish my jeans were all in better shape!!!

 

[loxmythe]

poof wish granted your jeans are in better shape - but you're in WORSE shape and now they don't fit

I wish it would stop raining

 

[The Rebel]

Poof! It stops raining and start snowing. (Happens all the time in Michigan, usually in the same day!)

I wish cars ran on garbage instead of gas.

 

[loxmythe]

poof wish granted however they only run on dirty diapers now

I wish I could win the lottery

 

[QBass]

*kablammo* You are granted the ability to win one lottery. Sadly, which lottery is unbeknownst to you, and you spend your entire life's savings buying various entries to the wrong lotteries.

I wish everyone in the world could get along with each other as well as the people of the ECF.

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted. However you become a moderator and get jaded keeping the predators and scammers away from your group

I wish weekends lasted longer.

 

[Prism]

granted:::The weekends last longer but Jazz can only see you during the week now.

I wish that fall lasted longer

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted fall lasts 8 months however you now live in Antarctica where fall temps are a balmy -20

I wish I could find semi intelligent employees instead of idiots.

 

[MiXoLoGiSt]

Wish granted you now found intelligent employees, but they don't know anything about the line of work they are in and you have to train your whole staff.

I wish I could buy every mod i want!

 

[Prism]

Poof you have every mod you want. Problem is you bought them used of the classys of some other forum and they all arrived broken and missing pieces totally unrepairable and the person you bought them from has disappeared.

I wish I had a cute puppy

 

[The Rebel]

Poof, you now have a cute puppy, but it is a seal pup and it commences eating Starkiss tuna until you are utterly broke.

I wish I had a endless supply of the perfect RY4.

 

[Odell]

Honk! Honk! A semi pulls up with 80,000 gallons of the perfect RY4. Unfortunately, its expiration date is tomorrow.
I wish I could fly

 

[VpnDrgn]

Poof* You can now fly, but so can everyone else and the skies are so crowded it is easier just to walk

I wish I could travel to alien planets.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. You have been selected as part of a peace mission to a distant, exotic alien planet. Unfortunately, your role requires you to have an apple in your mouth, you're covered with honey and roasted at 425 degrees for 30 minutes per pound. The stuffing kinda tickles.

I wish Scientific American would stop dumbing itself down.