Mr. Frogg is working on a movie script. Remember this picture?
Little mare ze dotes mousie loves a frog!
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Mr. Frogg, to really enjoy a nice vape, why don´t you have a nice beverage to go with it. For example, an Old Kentucky Straight Sour Mash Whiskey Bourbon. And if you are really sophisticated, like you are, you don't want to use those genuine water ice cubes. Of course you choose those beautiful colored plastic ice cubes that don't melt and therefore don't dilute the full taste of this beautiful whiskey and can be reused. Mr. Frogg, you will be going places.
Mr. Frogg, to really enjoy a nice vape, why don´t you have a nice beverage to go with it. For example, an Old Kentucky Straight Sour Mash Whiskey Bourbon. And if you are really sophisticated, like you are, you don't want to use those genuine water ice cubes. Of course you choose those beautiful colored plastic ice cubes that don't melt and therefore don't dilute the full taste of this beautiful whiskey and can be reused. Mr. Frogg, you will be going places.
A vaping sophisticate, Frogg,
Thinks adventures go better with grog.
But if Mr. Frogg slips
And takes too many sips,
He'll end up next day in a fog...
Mr. Frogg bought a bottle of wodka, at a German Aldi store, of the brand Czerwi. This wodka is surprisingly soft and mild, not bad at all for a cheap wodka. It tastes a bit like a whiskey, but without the whiskey taste. Here, mr. Frogg is studying the reflections in the glass, looking for subliminally hidden pictures of naked women:
Mr. Frogg is sophisticated enough to know that wodka is intended to be mixed. With other drinks. But what other drink is the nicest? Is it the Frisse Fruitdrank made from rood fruit & cranberry (whatever that is)? Or maybe the sugar free Sprankel limonadesiroop framboos? How about the Pure Fruit? The Milsani Halfvolle Chocolademelk promises an experimental adventure that probably will end violently. Maybe we should just stick with the traditional appelsap?
Whatever, mr. Frogg, being Dutch, says: Google Translate is your friend.
Whatever, mr. Frogg, being Dutch, says: Google Translate is your friend.
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If Mr. Frogg likes chocolate, you might suggest a "velvet hammer," which is vodka, creme de cacao, and cream. Tastes just like chocolate milk! (Though yes, violence is a possibility, so be sure the little scamp is supervised...
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I think Mr. Frog needs to help the Provari princess with her kitty drawing of Ohms law.
ROTFL!!! OMG, this thread is waaayyyyy too funny! Thank you so much for this, you rock!
Sticky for the frog!
Sticky for the frog!
Sticky for the frog!
Sticky for the frog!
Sticky for the frog!
Sticky for the frog!
Mr. Frogg thinks: "Now I've seen it all."
It's soooooooo biiiiiiiiiggggg....
I received my first christmas present today. Mr. Frogg immediately had modding aspirations:
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Welcome back, Mr. Frogg!!!
We all missed ya!! Thought you.....err...."croaked"!!!
Happy (vaping) Trails!
We all missed ya!! Thought you.....err...."croaked"!!!
Happy (vaping) Trails!
Mr. Frogg!!! Oh, Mr. Frogg, I've missed you *so*! 
A little green sweetie and a big red hookah, better than a Christmas tree!
Merry Vapemas!
A little green sweetie and a big red hookah, better than a Christmas tree!Merry Vapemas!
Sorry mr. Frogg, but I told you. E-liquid is for vaping, not for drinking:
... I dont like the surprised look on his face when he's in that position...
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This year I gave the responsibility of decorating the christmas tree to Mr. Frogg. I think he did a pretty good job, and so does he:
Winter is a tough time for a frog. I mean, how to get a tan? Mr. Frogg has found a solution: sit in the shadow of a glass of port. Look at the nice deep colour:
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