Well, yeah, there is an old Chevy truck up on blocks and I have the transmission. Its still in the bathtub. Need to move that thing one of these days. And there's no telling what a guy could find if you got to poking around out there in the yard.
We like to sit out there at night and play "What Just Ran Over My Foot?" And listen to all the noises back in the woods and talk about everybody and vape. I have a goat out there to mow the lawn but haven't seen him around lately. Hummm, she mighta cooked him. Sometimes I just sit out there and pick dog hair outta my belly button when I'm bored.
So if you want to mow the lawn c'mon down. I know there's treasures out there because a lot of times when we take a load to the dump we bring back more than we took.
Hey, here's the local news. My granddaddy died a few weeks ago and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen. And my wife got stopped by the local cop on her way to work the other day and he asked her if she had an I.D. She said "About what?" And I got real mad the other day because my favorite hunting dog had a litter of pups in the living room and nobody noticed. Yessir, I was upset.
That's all the news.
Good thing Mrs. T knew they were puppies. This time...
Go figure!
I just wish that it would come with potato salad, baked beans, and garlic bread.