Before you ask, yes I am running out of superhero ideas LOL
Chuck Norris
threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Brett Favre can
throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can
throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.