Duh--Everyone's got it WRONG. When you're waiting *forever* for your vapemail, you're supposed to start a thread whining and crying about the HORRIBLE customer service/delivery times of the USPS/FedEx/UPS.
Kinda like this:
Thread title: Seriously people! I'm so ......--[Insert carrier company] has LOST my package!!!!"
"This is serious PEOPLE! Where on GD earth is my package? Is it being delivered by hobos on foot, strapped to their bindles, while they navigate this great land by rail? J. H. C.--GET here already!!!!! USPS has no record of my package! What?! I told them I ordered my [Insert awesome vape of your choice] 15 minutes ago, and they laughed and hung up on me. This is UNACCEPTABLE! I'm suing the pants off these crooks!"
Not making fun of anybody, since I feel the same way. Waiting for my Reo to get here, LOL! I have a problem...