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Keep it that way if you have stuff that you like. Trust me, it becomes very expensive.
bash is a blast !!!
Ld i got to denver wed and it was 26º wth. I got to chicago and 30-40º wth !!!! Why do people live in the cold ?!?!?!?
Ok it's 4:30am and i gotta go to bed
woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poidh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5C, I think that was LD having issues with the Rude Dude and the Dish people. They do look a lot alike and I could see how you would get them confused though
5C, I think that was LD having issues with the Rude Dude and the Dish people. They do look a lot alike and I could see how you would get them confused though
I live in a state of confusion Salem.
You have Al Gore's assurance that it will warm up.
I'm sure glad he is so smart.
5C, I think that was LD having issues with the Rude Dude and the Dish people. They do look a lot alike and I could see how you would get them confused though........Quote/Unquote!!!
Yes....I had to run from Yeast Tejas a few years back...Hiding out on the East Coast....The rest of the story will remain a mystery.......
Five I fussed and cussed.......They kept throwing fresh people at me...It's funny reading what those Middle Easteners had to say after reading my e-mails....They reserve the right to change prices as they wish...Fine by me...I guarentee it will be cut off if it excedes $88 once more...Direct is in no way a reputable company...WE need more providers and competition in the satellite market...I'm sure the root of that problem can be traced too Washington.....
Wharf....Have fun Son!!!!!!!!!!!! Peeps living in cold climates...Snow ... deep????? Don't know Wharf....Myself I gotta stay warm...Reptilian blood I guess!!!!!!!!!
Fresh sheets on the bed....Slept like a rock until Spike had too go outside...Pollen is a killer right now...It looks like smoke during the day and a flashlight at night allows you too see all the particles floating around...Everything outside is covered!!!!!!!!!!!!! I took off yesterday though I did cruise the junkyard looking for fresh meat....
Saturday!! My Cousin Ross is 55...We are brothers in this life...2 years back my Great Aunt Azalee shows up in my yard telling me Ross' wife had split...Actually Ross had split due to her actions...28 years gone due to a HOE.....Ross lives 50 miles up the road but keeps the family homeplace maintained and rents out the house...My Great GrandPa and Uncle{Ross' Dad} built a two story storage building that had fallen into disrepair during those 28 years...We jacked it up and laid some new blocks getting it level...Tore the old garage off the side and have been working on that for a while now. Last Saturday we started on the roof...His Sister is after him to move back into the homeplace...Hopefully he will and we will continue improvements too the area....
Yes....I had to run from Yeast Tejas a few years back...Hiding out on the East Coast....The rest of the story will remain a mystery.......
Five I fussed and cussed.......They kept throwing fresh people at me...It's funny reading what those Middle Easteners had to say after reading my e-mails....They reserve the right to change prices as they wish...Fine by me...I guarentee it will be cut off if it excedes $88 once more...Direct is in no way a reputable company...WE need more providers and competition in the satellite market...I'm sure the root of that problem can be traced too Washington.....
Wharf....Have fun Son!!!!!!!!!!!! Peeps living in cold climates...Snow ... deep????? Don't know Wharf....Myself I gotta stay warm...Reptilian blood I guess!!!!!!!!!
Fresh sheets on the bed....Slept like a rock until Spike had too go outside...Pollen is a killer right now...It looks like smoke during the day and a flashlight at night allows you too see all the particles floating around...Everything outside is covered!!!!!!!!!!!!! I took off yesterday though I did cruise the junkyard looking for fresh meat....
Saturday!! My Cousin Ross is 55...We are brothers in this life...2 years back my Great Aunt Azalee shows up in my yard telling me Ross' wife had split...Actually Ross had split due to her actions...28 years gone due to a HOE.....Ross lives 50 miles up the road but keeps the family homeplace maintained and rents out the house...My Great GrandPa and Uncle{Ross' Dad} built a two story storage building that had fallen into disrepair during those 28 years...We jacked it up and laid some new blocks getting it level...Tore the old garage off the side and have been working on that for a while now. Last Saturday we started on the roof...His Sister is after him to move back into the homeplace...Hopefully he will and we will continue improvements too the area....
I just told them that the guy installed the service then shoved a little phone at my and said sign here which he did BTW. I couldn't even see where to sign at the time and he had to put my finger on the right place to sign. I thought I was signing for the stuff he installed. He didn't say otherwise and I would never sign a contract like that. I told them the AG might not like their seniors being duped into scams like that. I will take it as far as I have to. Comcast has a Dish contract buyout program if nothing else. They do go through the whole employee section huh? I told them I wouldn't talk to no more Johnny Five impersonaters so they had some guy that speaks fluent english at least.
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They know me so well
Mental confusion
Signs and symptoms
Confusion is a symptom, and it may range from mild to severe. The confused state may include jumbled or disorganized thought and unusual, bizarre, or aggressive behaviors. A person who is confused may have difficulty solving problems or tasks, especially those known to have been previously easy for the person and an inability to recognize family members or familiar objects, or to give approximate location of family members not present. As well, they may appear to be disoriented, drowsy, hyperactive, or anxious. In severe cases, the person may have hallucinations, feelings of paranoia, and a state of delirium.
Let's see, where am I anyway?
Mental confusion
Signs and symptoms
Confusion is a symptom, and it may range from mild to severe. The confused state may include jumbled or disorganized thought and unusual, bizarre, or aggressive behaviors. A person who is confused may have difficulty solving problems or tasks, especially those known to have been previously easy for the person and an inability to recognize family members or familiar objects, or to give approximate location of family members not present. As well, they may appear to be disoriented, drowsy, hyperactive, or anxious. In severe cases, the person may have hallucinations, feelings of paranoia, and a state of delirium.
Let's see, where am I anyway?
Hey 5C, maybe these facts will help you out lol
WATER
1. 75% of Americans a...re chronically dehydrated.
2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 30%.
4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.
5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
And now for the properties of COKE
1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
For Your Info
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
WATER
1. 75% of Americans a...re chronically dehydrated.
2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 30%.
4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.
5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
And now for the properties of COKE
1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
For Your Info
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
You have Al Gore's assurance that it will warm up.
He"d HAVE to be smart to invent the internet, now, wouldn't he?
Hey all! 5er, I'm calling YOU the next time I have troubles with someone. Dang you're good! Get you and ElDee together, hot Dayum, someone better run!
I got duped into a security system on my home almost 5 years ago. I was pregnant out to >>>>>>>>>>here, and nervous about home security (having a new baby can do that) as my German Shepard was getting on in years. These clowns knock at my door, offer free installation if I sign up that day (looking back, that's when I should have shut the door.....but hind sight is 20/20). Everything sounds wonderful, good price, great service, alarm for breaking glass, one for fire, one on each door, yadda, yadda.
About three months later, baby now in arms, I realize I don't need this thing. I call up real sweet like to cancel and am told to read the super duper extra fine print at the bottom........I signed a friggin contract for 5 YEARS!!!
This August will be 5 years and you can bet your bottom they will be coming to uninstall.....and you can also bet that each time someone comes knocking at my door I tell them to scoot!!!
I got duped into a security system on my home almost 5 years ago. I was pregnant out to >>>>>>>>>>here, and nervous about home security (having a new baby can do that) as my German Shepard was getting on in years. These clowns knock at my door, offer free installation if I sign up that day (looking back, that's when I should have shut the door.....but hind sight is 20/20). Everything sounds wonderful, good price, great service, alarm for breaking glass, one for fire, one on each door, yadda, yadda.
About three months later, baby now in arms, I realize I don't need this thing. I call up real sweet like to cancel and am told to read the super duper extra fine print at the bottom........I signed a friggin contract for 5 YEARS!!!
This August will be 5 years and you can bet your bottom they will be coming to uninstall.....and you can also bet that each time someone comes knocking at my door I tell them to scoot!!!
Hey to Salem, TT, Bov, Fran, kgj, Sdh, markfm, lilac, 5er, ElDee, Wharf, and any other buzzard I may have unintentionally have left out.
I am getting ready for a family party tonight. We have a big family and were very tired of only getting together for funerals and such so decided at least once per year we are having a random get together just for the sake of getting together!
I am getting ready for a family party tonight. We have a big family and were very tired of only getting together for funerals and such so decided at least once per year we are having a random get together just for the sake of getting together!
Hey all! 5er, I'm calling YOU the next time I have troubles with someone. Dang you're good! Get you and ElDee together, hot Dayum, someone better run!
I got duped into a security system on my home almost 5 years ago. I was pregnant out to >>>>>>>>>>here, and nervous about home security (having a new baby can do that) as my German Shepard was getting on in years. These clowns knock at my door, offer free installation if I sign up that day (looking back, that's when I should have shut the door.....but hind sight is 20/20). Everything sounds wonderful, good price, great service, alarm for breaking glass, one for fire, one on each door, yadda, yadda.
About three months later, baby now in arms, I realize I don't need this thing. I call up real sweet like to cancel and am told to read the super duper extra fine print at the bottom........I signed a friggin contract for 5 YEARS!!!
This August will be 5 years and you can bet your bottom they will be coming to uninstall.....and you can also bet that each time someone comes knocking at my door I tell them to scoot!!!
In my younger days I was better. I had an encyclopedia salesman that wouldn't take no for an answer. No matter how many times I said NO he wasn't going for it. Must of been there for 2hrs. Finally he says I'll make the start up payment for you. That was a no no in those days. So when the case of books arived I just took them to the hock shop. The guy calls back asking about the next payment and I said what you did was a no no. He says oh oh. I told him to stop by and he could have the pawn ticket and then told him next time someone tells you no you better listen.
Hey all! 5er, I'm calling YOU the next time I have troubles with someone. Dang you're good! Get you and ElDee together, hot Dayum, someone better run!
I got duped into a security system on my home almost 5 years ago. I was pregnant out to >>>>>>>>>>here, and nervous about home security (having a new baby can do that) as my German Shepard was getting on in years. These clowns knock at my door, offer free installation if I sign up that day (looking back, that's when I should have shut the door.....but hind sight is 20/20). Everything sounds wonderful, good price, great service, alarm for breaking glass, one for fire, one on each door, yadda, yadda.
About three months later, baby now in arms, I realize I don't need this thing. I call up real sweet like to cancel and am told to read the super duper extra fine print at the bottom........I signed a friggin contract for 5 YEARS!!!
This August will be 5 years and you can bet your bottom they will be coming to uninstall.....and you can also bet that each time someone comes knocking at my door I tell them to scoot!!!
Smith&Wesson, Bond Arms, Master Arms, Mossberg, Ithaca, Remington and lots of others make some darned fine home security systems.
From what I'm told they all work real good.
And you can buy a smoke alarm and fire extinguisher at the hardware store.
TT
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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the
teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener,
and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)
THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(Keep shuddering!!)
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,
handing it and the car keys to me. As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!
SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right away'
Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're Stupid!!!!
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.
Don't laugh....it is all true...
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the
teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener,
and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)
THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(Keep shuddering!!)
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,
handing it and the car keys to me. As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!
SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right away'
Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're Stupid!!!!
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.
Don't laugh....it is all true...
Hey Tracy! Good to see you popping in Have a good time at your gathering...how's Bo's dad doing?
Upgraded my cell phone to a triple minutes touch screen phone, waiting for my number and minutes to get transferred over to it. I used to think I was fairly smart when it came to technology, but I'm kinda feeling like a buffoon trying to set everything up LOL!
Evening everyone!!
Have a good time at your gathering...how's Bo's dad doing?Upgraded my cell phone to a triple minutes touch screen phone, waiting for my number and minutes to get transferred over to it. I used to think I was fairly smart when it came to technology, but I'm kinda feeling like a buffoon trying to set everything up LOL!
Evening everyone!!
Chimney, that article just shows that the truth can be a lot funnier than anything made up!
TT
TT
Hi everyone! I am gasping for life....LOL I finished my first prototype of cushion/seat. Now I can finally get something done... However, it is the most boring thing in this life. I will never reupholster another chair-ever! (After these four chairs.)
It was snowing here today.
It was snowing here today.
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