Good morning everybody and welcome sluers!
Gosh, you sure have a lot of fun up there at your place!
I was sitting here trying to think about what I did yesterday and I finally remembered.
Nothing.
LOL, just the way I like it!
My name is TexasT (affectionately - and otherwise - known as TT) and my job around here is to hijack conversations and maintain a sense of decorum, intelligence and mayhem. I do my best to keep the workaholics under control and let them know how many days they have to go until next Monday because I know how they love to get up in the mornings and go to work and smile at that boss who loves them so much.
Their all nice people though and they pay into that Sociable Securities that the goobermint sends me every month to keep me from joining the workforce.
Actually, I had an important job at Whatsthatburger one time buttering buns, but after one week I lost that job due to some corporate downsizing and maybe because when I made the burgers it was two for them and one for me. Oh, and there were a few complaints about me when I worked the counter and called those ladies Buffalo .... and Thunder Thighs. I think some of them failed to see the humor in that, in fact, I know two of them did because they hit me.
Anyhow, that's who I am and I'll be around here to keep things on the straight and narrow!
Welcome aboard as they used to say at Whatsthatburger!!
I'll tell you about the good job I had at the Seweage Treatment Plant later. I just had that job for one day.
TT
Gosh, you sure have a lot of fun up there at your place!
I was sitting here trying to think about what I did yesterday and I finally remembered.
Nothing.
LOL, just the way I like it!
My name is TexasT (affectionately - and otherwise - known as TT) and my job around here is to hijack conversations and maintain a sense of decorum, intelligence and mayhem. I do my best to keep the workaholics under control and let them know how many days they have to go until next Monday because I know how they love to get up in the mornings and go to work and smile at that boss who loves them so much.
Their all nice people though and they pay into that Sociable Securities that the goobermint sends me every month to keep me from joining the workforce.
Actually, I had an important job at Whatsthatburger one time buttering buns, but after one week I lost that job due to some corporate downsizing and maybe because when I made the burgers it was two for them and one for me. Oh, and there were a few complaints about me when I worked the counter and called those ladies Buffalo .... and Thunder Thighs. I think some of them failed to see the humor in that, in fact, I know two of them did because they hit me.
Anyhow, that's who I am and I'll be around here to keep things on the straight and narrow!
Welcome aboard as they used to say at Whatsthatburger!!
I'll tell you about the good job I had at the Seweage Treatment Plant later. I just had that job for one day.
TT

Man your my idol! The only thing I miss from my 4 yr stay in Houston is 'Whataburger'. These Northerner's here have no clue as to how to perfect a good 100%, fat & byproduct, heart-attach waiting to happen, over priced, burger with a side order of pure grease & salt. It's a sad situation.
