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TexasT

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Good morning everybody and welcome sluers!

Gosh, you sure have a lot of fun up there at your place!

I was sitting here trying to think about what I did yesterday and I finally remembered.

Nothing.

LOL, just the way I like it!

My name is TexasT (affectionately - and otherwise - known as TT) and my job around here is to hijack conversations and maintain a sense of decorum, intelligence and mayhem. I do my best to keep the workaholics under control and let them know how many days they have to go until next Monday because I know how they love to get up in the mornings and go to work and smile at that boss who loves them so much.

Their all nice people though and they pay into that Sociable Securities that the goobermint sends me every month to keep me from joining the workforce.

Actually, I had an important job at Whatsthatburger one time buttering buns, but after one week I lost that job due to some corporate downsizing and maybe because when I made the burgers it was two for them and one for me. Oh, and there were a few complaints about me when I worked the counter and called those ladies Buffalo .... and Thunder Thighs. I think some of them failed to see the humor in that, in fact, I know two of them did because they hit me.

Anyhow, that's who I am and I'll be around here to keep things on the straight and narrow!

Welcome aboard as they used to say at Whatsthatburger!!

I'll tell you about the good job I had at the Seweage Treatment Plant later. I just had that job for one day.

TT
 

Bovinia

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Greetings to all and thank you Salem for inviting me.

I'll have to make a quick entrance and exit though. My Sunday has been somewhat eventful. My power steering went out while doing 65 on the Interstate this afternoon. Came home and started doing a lengthy google search on the issue. I had to stop around 6 PM so I could go over to a friends house to fill the water wells for her 8 ducks. Came back home and continued with my google search. Which was interrupted by an uninvited guest... a bat started flying around my living room. It was big, black, and ugly! Since my household consist of myself, 20 yr old daughter, anxiety ridden dog, and a cat. My cat was very much into greeting our guest, the rest of us ran for the hills. While I held up a sheet over the door between the living room and dinning room, to keep the bat contained and the cat out, my daughter called her ex-boyfriend (she has been looking for a good reason to call him) to come over and save us, LOL! 30 minutes later, the ex-boyfriend went in, armed with a broom, and whacked the bat out the front door. My daughter is happy because she got to see her Ex, my cat is mad because the only excitement he has had, in a long time, was short lived, my dog is pacing around the house making sure all his toys hasn't been touched, and I am now ready to break out the Xanax.

Just a normal day here, how was your Sunday???

Hahaha!! Yes ma'am, you belong here with the rest of us crazies! Welcome :laugh:

Sdh, I'm tired just from reading what you're working on.

I did a good cleaning of my computer this morning, and pulled out an old DVD-ROM that is just a reader...no wonder I couldn't get it to burn CDs for my car :( I had a spare CDR/W so I stuffed it in there so I'm good to go now. While I was wallering around on the hardwood floor, I noticed a dust bunny so big that I think it growled at me, so I gave it a beat down before it had a chance to bite me.

TT's not telling the whole truth...he really got fired from Whatsthatburger because he was trying to butter Thunder Thighs' buns ;)

Happy Monday everyone!!
 

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TT's not telling the whole truth...he really got fired from Whatsthatburger because he was trying to butter Thunder Thighs' buns ;)

Happy Monday everyone!!
That's what I thought. And didn't he duck when thunderthighs threw the milkshake maker at him for trying to butter her buns? Then of course the milkshake maker hit the boss instead. TT YOU are a bad boy.

I'm so happy. This week FOOTBALL starts.
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salemgold

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Good morning everybody and welcome sluers!

Gosh, you sure have a lot of fun up there at your place!

I was sitting here trying to think about what I did yesterday and I finally remembered.

Nothing.

LOL, just the way I like it!

My name is TexasT (affectionately - and otherwise - known as TT) and my job around here is to hijack conversations and maintain a sense of decorum, intelligence and mayhem. I do my best to keep the workaholics under control and let them know how many days they have to go until next Monday because I know how they love to get up in the mornings and go to work and smile at that boss who loves them so much.

Their all nice people though and they pay into that Sociable Securities that the goobermint sends me every month to keep me from joining the workforce.

Actually, I had an important job at Whatsthatburger one time buttering buns, but after one week I lost that job due to some corporate downsizing and maybe because when I made the burgers it was two for them and one for me. Oh, and there were a few complaints about me when I worked the counter and called those ladies Buffalo .... and Thunder Thighs. I think some of them failed to see the humor in that, in fact, I know two of them did because they hit me.

Anyhow, that's who I am and I'll be around here to keep things on the straight and narrow!

Welcome aboard as they used to say at Whatsthatburger!!

I'll tell you about the good job I had at the Seweage Treatment Plant later. I just had that job for one day.

TT

TT, you know sluers lol Your memory is short!
 

TexasT

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TT who's buns was you buttering? :laugh:

Heyyyyyy ........ I don't butter buns and tell!!!!! Gentlemen like me don't do that!

Yeah salem, I remember our sweet, lovely sluers, I just wanted to make sure she understands the important position I have here.

Getting these workaholics up every day and into their little yellow tiny cars and on their way to work is a big job that I don't take lightly. Its a big respobsibility. And I need them to get to work so I keep on getting my Sociable Securities checks! Bless their little ol' hearts!!!

TT
 

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Hi guys! I have been busy with the zen/minimalist concept in the house.....Working on the last bedroom. Starting with a closet. Starting Tues with pulling out stapes-carept pad, removing carpeting and washing walls/vacuuming walls. Have to be OCD before painting semi-gloss walls. I think I will have a big rummage sale.
Sdh, I love your enthusiasm and determination (two qualities I lack when it comes to housework) for getting your house in order.
Can you send me whatever YOU'RE vaping!!!!! hahahaha
 

sluers

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Wow, girl! And I thought that my life was exciting lol 5C is right. You ARE one of us. Now whether that is good or bad, we will let you decide :laugh:

It's taken me the majority of my life, but I'm starting to learn that a 'certain amount' of Crazy can take you a long-way. This is something that has to be 'fine-tuned' and 'monitored' as to NOT earn yourself a cot in the mental ward. I'm still in undergraduate school!
 

sluers

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... I had an important job at Whatsthatburger ....TT

WHATABURGER, :toast:Man your my idol! The only thing I miss from my 4 yr stay in Houston is 'Whataburger'. These Northerner's here have no clue as to how to perfect a good 100%, fat & byproduct, heart-attach waiting to happen, over priced, burger with a side order of pure grease & salt. It's a sad situation.

I'll tell you about the good job I had at the Seweage Treatment Plant later. I just had that job for one day.

I'd love to hear all about it, but give me a few days to remeniss and re-mourn the loss of Whataburger :cry:
 

sluers

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Hey TT, Don't over estimate me. I can wallow with the best and still respect the hierarchy of the pack. I would like to commend you on your Due Diligence :thumb: and I reinspect your position of importance. ;) I too hold the working class with the utmost appreciation and gratitude. I'm on SS Dessertbility and somebody has to keep financing this lifestyle I wouldn't wish on my worst friend. :p Like I said, You're my idol!!!!
 
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