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Wharf Rat

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inTaste FedX Germany to Cali... 3 days !!!

China FedX to Cali 1 DAY (2 for them) !!!

Wait a second here LD, you're 45 minutes from Raleigh.... sumptin' smells fishy here ?!?!?!


If I recall my history and geography...... Mayberry is 45 minutes from Raleigh. I'm thinking Barney Fife has something to do with your package getting all bungled up !!!











...Just sayin'





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5 that FedUp was pretty dang funny....

Wharf...Barney would wait for me too get home...Trust it's Intaste from now on...

So yeah....Raleigh is 45 minutes away....Siler City is about 45 away as well...I grew up on a cattle farm and we sold in Siler...There was a drive in burger joint near the stockyards that had some dang good cheeseburgers...If I worried the Hades outta GrandPa he would stop there when we left...Time moved on and I was living in Wilmington when GrandPa passed...Family members had everything under control back at the farm...Fat cows sell better..you gotta keep 'em fed and watered.....daily...Plus you gotta pay GrandMa her money when you sell them less she calls Dee...Hey she helped raise me and I went right away....I rectified the situation...One day after the cow sell I was sitting in the back of that drive in with my cousin...As we ate we saw some little old lady come out of her house and start sweeping the porch...I paid it little mind but my cousin swore he'd seen her somewhere...Dang if it wasn't Aunt Bee...
 

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It's been confirmed that Otis Campbell, the town drunk at Mayberry RFD is the fedex driver for that area.

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Okay Wharf you're going to like this. I went to a stylist to get my hair done. Shes working on someone with a razor so I ask her, "are you layering that persons hair with that razor?" She tells me yes. So I told her what happened last time and told her the lady didn't use a razor. Sure she can do it no problem. I'm next. She does exactly what the other lady did and whips out the clippers. I must be talking in a different language or something. After she's done I tell her she did the same thing and says "Oh sit down and I'll do that". I ask her how, it's too short now.:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

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Morning all :)

Funny story Dee!

5, I'm surprised you can't find a stylist who will do your hair the way you ask.

Bo I think the problem is people just don't listen. I mean I ask her about a razor cut and commented on the one she was doing plus how the other lady didn't use a razor but the clipper and she agreed about the whole deal. I bet if I would of told her I wanted dog do do smeared in my hair she would of agreed and said she fully understood I bet. Oh well I guess I can get a GI cut like 99% of the population. Except that's where the name red neck came from. Having no hair on your neck getting it sunburnt and red.

She did miss my beard Wharf. I was so upset about the butch she dave me I didn't pay attention to my beard. Thanks for reminding me Buddy.
 
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