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One of my favorite TT stories (names changed to protect the innocent)
Hey YOU, really glad you came by and I'm sooo sorry I was out for the evening and didn't get to yak with you a little bit. Looks like all these others did a pretty good job covering for me though. Hey, what's a classy lady like you doing way up there in that Illynoise? You sure sound like you belong right here in East Texas!
We were invited over to some friends house this evening and I pull out my Buzz with a Liquinator sitting on it because everyone else was smoking. Well, the host says they usually just do that stuff out on the back porch so they can keep an eye on the dirt road in case the Sheriff comes pokin around. And I knew I had to explain this thing and I knew it was going to be trouble.
So I show them the batteries in the Buzz and why its called a Buzz (I'll bet those wimmen asked me 15 times about why its called a Buzz) and my bottle of juice and my cartos and I explain the various carto filing methods like the condom method and what you can do with that little .... plug and the drip tip and stuff and by the time I was done explaining everything I could see all those nice ladies were in a dither or tither (I can't remember which one ...) and the whole conversation just went downhill from there and nobody wanted to play Scrabble any more.
So after that I pretty much stayed out on their back porch and vaped and did some cooking on the grill and kept an eye open for the Sheriff because I sure as heck didn't want to have to explain all that to him. And I was glad to finally get home where I could relax and vape and not have to worry about anything.
I never thought vaping would make me antisociabable but it sure seems to heading in that direction.
Anyhow YOU, looking forward to chatting with you. These people on here are just full of stories and I can use your help keeping them in line.
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Hey YOU, really glad you came by and I'm sooo sorry I was out for the evening and didn't get to yak with you a little bit. Looks like all these others did a pretty good job covering for me though. Hey, what's a classy lady like you doing way up there in that Illynoise? You sure sound like you belong right here in East Texas!
We were invited over to some friends house this evening and I pull out my Buzz with a Liquinator sitting on it because everyone else was smoking. Well, the host says they usually just do that stuff out on the back porch so they can keep an eye on the dirt road in case the Sheriff comes pokin around. And I knew I had to explain this thing and I knew it was going to be trouble.
So I show them the batteries in the Buzz and why its called a Buzz (I'll bet those wimmen asked me 15 times about why its called a Buzz) and my bottle of juice and my cartos and I explain the various carto filing methods like the condom method and what you can do with that little .... plug and the drip tip and stuff and by the time I was done explaining everything I could see all those nice ladies were in a dither or tither (I can't remember which one ...) and the whole conversation just went downhill from there and nobody wanted to play Scrabble any more.
So after that I pretty much stayed out on their back porch and vaped and did some cooking on the grill and kept an eye open for the Sheriff because I sure as heck didn't want to have to explain all that to him. And I was glad to finally get home where I could relax and vape and not have to worry about anything.
I never thought vaping would make me antisociabable but it sure seems to heading in that direction.
Anyhow YOU, looking forward to chatting with you. These people on here are just full of stories and I can use your help keeping them in line.
TT
Lilac, congratz on 38 years!!
I'm coming up on the 9th year of my sentence in Feb.
Oh Fran, I got your juice in the mail today but I was too cheap to send it priority
I probably could have driven it up to you faster LOL!
I'm coming up on the 9th year of my sentence in Feb.
Oh Fran, I got your juice in the mail today but I was too cheap to send it priority
I probably could have driven it up to you faster LOL!
Lilac, congratz on 38 years!!
I'm coming up on the 9th year of my sentence in Feb.
Oh Fran, I got your juice in the mail today but I was too cheap to send it priority
Bov, It will get there just as fast first class as it does priority in most cases. They travel the exact same way
i thought that name was reserved for kgj?
guess i was rong as always. or was i just mistaken.
Woohoo!!!!! 38 years is a long time. Congratulations to you both, Lilac
Thank you, Salem. I hope your day was wonderful.
Whoa! I have not seen negative numbers since I left Lake Erie in Ohio. If I did, I would have to move lol
It is not unusual to get down in the 20s at night here in January and February but, that is just about as low as I am willing to go
That was back in '85 I believe Salem (or there abouts) I remember we were -24 for the low and made it up to 3 or4 degrees for the high. That is the coldest weather I ever remember.
I have always appreciated gifts like that. I remember one year early on when I got a washing machine for Christmas. I needed one badly and could not have been happier
I got a new vacuum for Valentine's once. I was thrilled.
Lilac, congratz on 38 years!!
I'm coming up on the 9th year of my sentence in Feb.
Oh Fran, I got your juice in the mail today but I was too cheap to send it priority
Thank you, Bov. Congrats on your upcoming 9th.
I think an "I'm sorry" would be more appropriate in her case.
I think an "I'm sorry" would be more appropriate in her case.
Ooh, you're gonna get it now.
LOL! Yes they do Salem. I have to keep reminding her of how lucky she is that she is close enough to come home as frequently as she does. She's my little mini me, and we miss her terribly while she's away.
LOL! Yes they do Salem. I have to keep reminding her of how lucky she is that she is close enough to come home as frequently as she does. She's my little mini me, and we miss her terribly while she's away.
I sure am glad there's not a mini-ME to drag his .... in around here!
I do have a whole herd of boys, but thank goodness they are all well educated, nice gentlemen and have good jobs.
Not a one of them is like me!!!
TT
No Lilac, Mod is right
My wife beats me up a lot ... of course she's VERY big, and does terrible things to me like insisting I make the bed.
But as long as I make the bed and keep my mouth completely shut (a near impossible task) and empty the dishwasher from time to time, I guess we have a good marriage.
Other than that she only beats me up when she thinks I probably need it.
Of course .... I never do ....
TT
I think that you were both. As I recall, I once called you a schmoozer too lol
Good grief. I remember growing up in Northeast Ohio, on Lake Erie and if the temps came up above zero in the winter it was like Spingtime lol I do not think that I could ever go back to that again.
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