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I should mention that I do tell the men that come into the lounge and buy their first e-cig to be very careful when they put them in their front pocket of their pants/jeans. We've gotten some reports of the switch being leaned or pressed on, and lets just say things started getting toasty! And NOT a comfortable warmth....:facepalm:
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And yes, David has shoes older than Carolle (who is almost 19), as well as t-shirts! I made him lose the suit that had moth holes and that he couldn't button the pants anymore but ssshhhh, don't tell him I spilled the beans! :p I actually DO go through my stuff, give them to the kids, donate, clothing swaps.... I've finally given up on trying to get to my pre-4-kiddoes size! All things told, I still look pretty good!:toast:
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In honor of Elphaba I think you should have a similar schpiel for the girls regarding......boobies....


I should mention that I do tell the men that come into the lounge and buy their first e-cig to be very careful when they put them in their front pocket of their pants/jeans. We've gotten some reports of the switch being leaned or pressed on, and lets just say things started getting toasty! And NOT a comfortable warmth....:facepalm:
Pam
And yes, David has shoes older than Carolle (who is almost 19), as well as t-shirts! I made him lose the suit that had moth holes and that he couldn't button the pants anymore but ssshhhh, don't tell him I spilled the beans! :p I actually DO go through my stuff, give them to the kids, donate, clothing swaps.... I've finally given up on trying to get to my pre-4-kiddoes size! All things told, I still look pretty good!:toast:
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And in honor of pwissing on cleavage.

Most definitely! :laugh: TT - don't make me laugh right now! It's crunch time for grading; the quarter ends Friday and final grades are due on Sunday night. No, I take that back; I need a laugh. I'm getting a headache from reading some of the excuses from students on why their work isn't done. At least I don't have to deal with the student that was pregnant for over a year. I'm not sure if she graduated or was kicked out of school. I've not had her in a class in at least two quarters.
 

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Most definitely! :laugh: TT - don't make me laugh right now! It's crunch time for grading; the quarter ends Friday and final grades are due on Sunday night. No, I take that back; I need a laugh. I'm getting a headache from reading some of the excuses from students on why their work isn't done. At least I don't have to deal with the student that was pregnant for over a year. I'm not sure if she graduated or was kicked out of school. I've not had her in a class in at least two quarters.

Yeah, that poor gal who was pregnant for fourteen months sure had a tough go of it. Its probably taking two quarters for her to have that baby.

I know I was a pretty big baby and I don't know how long my mother was pregnant with me but they always celebrated my birthday on October 3rd, 4th and 5th.

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Yeah, that poor gal who was pregnant for fourteen months sure had a tough go of it. Its probably taking two quarters for her to have that baby.

I know I was a pretty big baby and I don't know how long my mother was pregnant with me but they always celebrated my birthday on October 3rd, 4th and 5th.

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I'm sure she did! I bet the baby weighed 25 pounds when it was born! For some reason, I think of her every quarter when I'm completing final grades. Seriously though, I remember her posting in the virtual office one time (classes are online) and asking for an extension on an assignment because of pregnancy problems. At that point, I determined that she had been pregnant for at least 10 months or was not truthful. I posted to her and asked if this was the same pregnancy from prior quarters. She never responded!
 

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I'm sure she did! I bet the baby weighed 25 pounds when it was born! For some reason, I think of her every quarter when I'm completing final grades. Seriously though, I remember her posting in the virtual office one time (classes are online) and asking for an extension on an assignment because of pregnancy problems. At that point, I determined that she had been pregnant for at least 10 months or was not truthful. I posted to her and asked if this was the same pregnancy from prior quarters. She never responded!

:laugh: I once had to ask a visiting friend if her father who had "just died" was the same father that was asking for her now on the phone... Never heard from her again either. Sheesh. She actually lied about her father dying several times to get out of work at different jobs. Why she bothered to tell her friends was beyond me.
 

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Yeah ... a person doesn't need "friends" like that.TT
You're right about that!
She was quite entertaining at first, with all her stories about working undercover for the FBI, and being in the witness protection program...but eventually we realized she had a problem...I still wonder what ever became of her.
 

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Well SecondBreath, your absolutely right. My wife is a real sweetie.

Unfortunately, I had to lay down the law the other day.

I told her I was giving her just one more chance to straighten me out and if she didn't do it, she was going to be history around here.

This time when I woke up laying out in the front yard, the chicken was licking my ear and the dog was sitting on my belly.

There's nothing worse than a chicken tongue in your ear.

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