Of course I had to respond.............
Mrs Stewart, it seems you have all the answers!!! I'm sure your research was pretty intensive, I mean it is obvious you and I, dont like flavors, as adults we outgrew them, I personaly love the taste of ashes. Flashy nice colors? Your Prius must be a nuetral shade of grey, because when we reached puberty, all intrest in anything to draw attention was lost. Your husband must have been so releived to not have to buy any jewlery for you.
Most of the former smokers who dared try these electrc devil sticks and quit using those beautifully scented chemical filled
tobacco pruducts are bad people who deserve a relapse because they did not have your iron will to stop cold turkey. The rest of the population who are still sucking on the heavenly 4000+ burnt chemicals deserve their slow death because they are too stupid to have started smoking, Heaven forbid they have a choice. These electronic devil sticks must be banned, or so heavly taxed and regulated as to make them a mere footnote in history. God forbid they might be a better way to stop smoking, we know He hates smokers.
Big Pharma has done so well with the patches, gum, lozenges, and "Happy Pills". They all worked just fine for me each time I tried them, so well in fact I kept going back to the smokes just for the wonderfull feeling of starting over again. Pay no attention to the hundreds of dollars I shelled out each and every time I tried them for the past 20+ years. Think of it as my "contribution" to research. These Big medical companies deserve every penny they get, after all they do such a great job dont they!
Big
tobacco has nothing to fear. They have made all the money they will ever need. This electric devil stick is no threat to them, because its assumed it might not be as safe as the pristine Los Angeles city air. The dummies that use them will eventualy die and go to the hell they belong in. Think of all the children who will be saved the anguish of their parents living healthier, longer lives. Big Tobacco has plans for them, and has always had them in their best intrest, After all "The children are 'our' (Big Tobacco) future". With 4000+ chemicals there is no reason to tweak them any more to make them just a bit harder to give up now? Nah, they would never do that.
Those sin taxes are great arent they? Perfectly designed to milk every last cent of disposable income of the poorest of idiots like me, who might not have the resourses great minds like you do. I bet none of that money EVER makes its way into any lawmakers pocket, and if it ever had happened I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding. I am almost positive it has all gone to programs like tobacco and alcohol awareness. Speaking of alcohol, those fruity vodkas and liqures are probably aimed at the poor children, because as adults we dont like flavors, pass the water and unsalted crackers please.
This Great nation of ours needs more great thinkers like you to keep spoon feeding the idiot masses like me half truths and lies. After all, its why our forefathers wanted. Lots of government control over us unejumacated sheep. Keep us happy with all our gadgets, cheeseburgers, booze, and cigarettes. I always wanted a NANNY!! "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GOVERNMENT"!!!!!!