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The irony is overwhelming!!!
Absolutely true! Nice 'n rare! Bring on the bacteria!
TNP lives in a state where "home launched" fireworks are illegal.
True- but it doesn't stop people from doing it here.
TNP had a fave show that was sudenly cancelled.
TNP had a fave show that was sudenly cancelled.
False, but only because of the "suddenly" part -- it's become obvious that when I like a show, it isn't long for this world.
TNP really needs to catch up on some sleep, but won't do it this weekend.
TNP really needs to catch up on some sleep, but won't do it this weekend.
True - too much activity this weekend.
TNP prefers drinking out of bottles vs. tin cans.
TNP prefers drinking out of bottles vs. tin cans.
False! I had the neck of a glass bottle explode when I was a kid. Scars on my lips are gone and those on my cheeks are now microscopic, but the memory remains sharp and clear.
TNP has enough supplies/knowledge they're confident they could last out a year if there was suddenly a ban on all vaping sales.
TNP has enough supplies/knowledge they're confident they could last out a year if there was suddenly a ban on all vaping sales.
False. I'd probably have enough for several months, though.
TNP missed a phone call from someone they wanted to hear from today.
TNP missed a phone call from someone they wanted to hear from today.
False, but someone owes me a letter that's long overdue.
TNP cut back on flying as the TSA increased their audacity.
TNP cut back on flying as the TSA increased their audacity.
False. My last flight was in 2000. It was so bad (turbulence, sudden falls, stuff flying all over, screaming, overhead compartments opening) I could not attend the conference (nerves) and had to drive home from Vegas. Will never step foot on a plane again.
TNP regularly shops at a "wholesale membership club". (Costco, BJs, Sam's)
TNP regularly shops at a "wholesale membership club". (Costco, BJs, Sam's)
True -- it's an MG that hasn't been driven since 1973 when it's engine blew (I bought it thinking I'd restore it, but it's been sitting in the loft of my uncle's barn ever since).
TNP has, in the last week, had a song circling in their brain.
TNP has, in the last week, had a song circling in their brain.
True, it happens a lot with me. The current one is "Until the End of the World" by U2
TNP listens to music in the shower.
TNP listens to music in the shower.
I just stood on my back porch and watched a few, then went to the front porch and saw some more.
TNP doesn't have any friends who were hurt by fireworks.
TNP doesn't have any friends who were hurt by fireworks.
True - I have everyday off since I'm retired. 
TNP has been or will go swimming this weekend.
TNP has been or will go swimming this weekend.
False. I may wade, but swimming doesn't happen for me.
TNP has 15 or fewer icons on their computer desktop.
TNP has 15 or fewer icons on their computer desktop.
True-just counted, have 5
TNP loves fireworks, especially the big bursty ones.
TNP loves fireworks, especially the big bursty ones.
True... as long as they are not over my home and launched by white-trash hillbilly inbred .......
TNP likes raw oysters.
TNP likes raw oysters.
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