TRUE or FALSE!! Lets play!!!!

[Rar]

False (shudder-shudder)

TNP has a favorite sport's team

 

[FantWriter]

False -- I've never seen the attraction of watching someone else play a game.

TNP has lived on Ding-Dongs and Coke for days at a time.

 

[MustangSallie]

Flase. I can feel my hips expanding just thinking about it

TNP hosted a 4th of July barbecue this year

 

[Rar]

False - Just me and Hubby barbecuing

TNP watched fireworks this weekend.

 

[SilverBear]

False... but heard plenty... including July 3rd because the white-trash inbred hillbillies cannot even read a calendar.

TNP has a built-in lawn sprinkling system.

 

[Rar]

False....

TNP likes to watch TV while eating dinner.

 

[SilverBear]

True... if news counts as "watching TV".

TNP prefers temperatures in the 70s rather than the 80s.

 

[caffeinated]

False. I prefer temperatures in the 50s or 60s.

TNP has recently lost a loved one.

 

[FantWriter]

False -- it's been about two years since anyone I cared about passed away.

TNP doesn't know exactly what time it is, and now that they've just looked, it's at least twenty minutes later than they thought it might be.

 

[drew_devereaux]

False.

TNP is living in a place suffering from a drought.

 

[asnider123]

False.

TNP is living in a place suffering from a drought.

And how! Very dry, even the weeds aren't growing.

TNP is in a flood area

 

[starrynight]

False- basement nice and dry.

TNP buys healthy food when grocery shopping but then never eats it.

 

[asnider123]

False- basement nice and dry.

TNP buys healthy food when grocery shopping but then never eats it.

False .. gummy worms, sugared cereal, coffee, hotdogs

TNP knows a vegan

 

[caffeinated]

False.

TNP has never taken a seat in a porta-potty.

 

[Rar]

True-ish......(I hover)

TNP has or will be attending a county fair this year.

 

[rolandpibb]

True. The fall fair every year.

TNP knows Squidward's last name

 

[SilverBear]

False... even thought I've probably heard it a hundred times. Google revealed the answer.

TNP has bowled on a team in a league.

 

[Rar]

True - long time ago, though.

TNP likes reality TV shows.

 

[ThreePutt]

Half-true. Loved the first 10 seasons of Survivor, then stopped. Occasionally watch Idol (beginning of season), Biggest Loser, etc. when there's nothing else on.

TNP auditioned for a reality TV show, or would like to.

 

[rolandpibb]

True. If Wipeout Canada comes to the north, I am there!

TNP has been lazing off lately