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False. However, the day is not over yet.
TNP has been watching The Walking Dead
TNP has been watching The Walking Dead
False. I've heard of it in passing, but I don't even know what channel it's on.
TNP needs at least an hour after waking up to be fully functional.
TNP needs at least an hour after waking up to be fully functional.
False. Most mornings I'm alert and functioning within about five minutes or so.
TNP is from the US, and their surname was altered by immigration officials when their ancestors came through Ellis Island in the early 20th century.
TNP is from the US, and their surname was altered by immigration officials when their ancestors came through Ellis Island in the early 20th century.
False -- my sister traced our family tree back to the 17th Century, and it's the same spelling.
TNP likes Pibgorn more for the great artwork than the fact that a major character is a succubus.
TNP likes Pibgorn more for the great artwork than the fact that a major character is a succubus.
False. Until I Googled it just now, I had no idea who or what Pibgorn was.
TNP will occasionally hold on to a fortune cookie's note, if it's particularly relevant or poignant.
TNP will occasionally hold on to a fortune cookie's note, if it's particularly relevant or poignant.
False, they get left on the table with the tip.
TNP thinks clowns are scary.
TNP thinks clowns are scary.
False. I don't feel strongly one way or the other about clowns.
TNP is at work right now.
TNP is at work right now.
False -- I work for myself, so any time I'm not working, it's my own time.
TNP hasn't punched a time clock in years.
TNP hasn't punched a time clock in years.
True, but only when they don't want to give me what I want. 
TNP knows how to load and fire a pistol.
TNP knows how to load and fire a pistol.
False. I've never shot a gun, but I'd like to, if the opportunity presented itself.
TNP works directly with people that are young enough to be TNP's kids..
TNP works directly with people that are young enough to be TNP's kids..
That would be a freaky experiment with a DeLorean. False; I work for myself.
TNP has piloted a Zipfy
TNP has piloted a Zipfy
False -- if they'd been around when I was kid, I'd have probably lived on it during the winter.
Whenever TNP has to be up early for something important, the world seems to conspire against them, and they get to bed later than usual.
Whenever TNP has to be up early for something important, the world seems to conspire against them, and they get to bed later than usual.
False, but not far off. In my case, the world conspires against me to make me late for whatever I'm supposed to be attending.
TNP can wiggle their ears.
TNP can wiggle their ears.
False, not even a smidge.
TNP has a piercing somewhere other then their ears.
TNP has a piercing somewhere other then their ears.
False -- ears only.
In a pinch, the TNP has worn their underwear more than one day
In a pinch, the TNP has worn their underwear more than one day
True-and they do pinch
TNP has worn the underwear of their 'significant other'
TNP has worn the underwear of their 'significant other'
You could say it's True, but it was a pair of (clean) panties tied around my wrist as a reminder (too long to explain).
TNP considers themselves a responsible person, but they know they sometimes do a few irresponsible things.
TNP considers themselves a responsible person, but they know they sometimes do a few irresponsible things.
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