TRUE or FALSE!! Lets play!!!!

[zzooti]

True, and I have witnesses

TNP still wants their own OompaLoompa

 

[starrynight]

True, who wouldn't?

TNP has an avitar most people wouldn't recognize.

 

[FantWriter]

False. A simple Google-Image search reveals mine.

TNP secretly thinks that DVDs breed because they have many more than they ever intended to buy.

 

[Rar]

False.....

TNP likes 'action' vacations rather than lounging ones.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Partially true. If by "action" you mean something like Hedonism, then sure I'm in.

TNP owns an e-reader.

 

[FantWriter]

False, and I probably won't until they come up with one that's as useful as a real book.

TNP has a favorite hangover cure.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

True. Stay drunk! Actually, drinking lots of water before and after you pass out helps.

TNP's spouse is a 12:00 flasher.

 

[zzooti]

True!

TNP likes to go to the circus, offer an elephant a peanut, and go "Psych!"

 

[FantWriter]

False -- I never tease anything bigger than I am.

TNP knows what super-power they'd like to have.

 

[starrynight]

True, I would go with flying.

TNP would eat the items on Fear Factor.

 

[FantWriter]

False, but then, I also wouldn't be on such a show.

TNP sometimes watches videos or listens to songs in a language they don't understand.

 

[caffeinated]

True.

The wiper blades on TNP's car need replacing.

 

[rolandpibb]

False. Got new winter condom covered ones on there as of a week ago.

TNP is an extrovert

 

[caffeinated]

False. I'm not introverted to the point of neurosis or Asperger's, but I am decidedly on "quiet and reserved" side of the scale.

TNP doesn't like beer.

 

[FantWriter]

True -- it all tastes like moldy bread to me.

TNP goes through more than one keyboard a year.

 

[zzooti]

False-impractical to replace the keyboard on a laptop

TNP has had an 'honorable mention' in 'The Darwin Awards'

 

[caffeinated]

False. Well, not the for real Darwin Awards, anyway. But, I have definitely been involved in some foolish and moderately dangerous misadventures.

TNP has worn a kilt in public.

 

[Lisa66]

True. In grade school........no sporran.

TNP spends a lot of time outdoors.

 

[FantWriter]

False -- if God wanted us outdoors, He wouldn't have invented central heating.

TNP considers themselves more spiritual than religious.

 

[caffeinated]

False. I don't really fall into either camp. I do what I can to try and live by the golden rule, and that's about it.

TNP has a very low tolerance for "know-it-all" type people..