True. I pretty much only read them when some news story shines the spotlight on an EULA that has something absurd in the fine print. Unfortunately, I'm at a loss for an example at the moment...
TNP is more than six feet tall.
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TNP is more than six feet tall.
False, 5 ft 4
TNP knows all the words to the theme song from the show the greatest american hero
TNP knows all the words to the theme song from the show the greatest american hero
False -- but I do know the words to the Gansuringâ gâru and Phineas and Ferb, theme songs.
TNP can't remember the eye color of their best friend in high school.
TNP can't remember the eye color of their best friend in high school.
False -- I've planned it twice, but life got in the way.
TNP has planned out the three things they'll wish for if they ever run into a genie.
TNP has planned out the three things they'll wish for if they ever run into a genie.
True... and more than once - or at least tried. I never seem to get past the second before I realize the first could be interpreted in numerous ways. I've at least got the essence of the wishes down, but the words... the English language can be a fickle b
ch, and you gotta be careful with those darned djinn. 
TNP has an actual bucket list written out.
ch, and you gotta be careful with those darned djinn. TNP has an actual bucket list written out.
False...though I think about my bucket list from time to time.
TNP has taken a typing class.........
TNP has taken a typing class.........
False -- I had to teach myself because nerve damage in my hands prevents me from typing the common way.
TNP has sat much longer than they expected or wanted to because there was a cat sleeping in their lap.
TNP has sat much longer than they expected or wanted to because there was a cat sleeping in their lap.
False. Haven't written a cheque in years. With Interac, online banking and email money transfer, does anyone still do that?
TNP has a wet box
TNP has a wet box
True. My mother smoked for 65+ years, even after emphysema set in, and she continued smoking while dying of lung cancer. My dad smoked for about 40 years, but he quit in his mid-50s.
TNP cleans their atomizers at least every couple of weeks.
TNP cleans their atomizers at least every couple of weeks.
False -- I rotate about 30 of them, so they get washed every couple of months.
TNP does crossword puzzles.
TNP does crossword puzzles.
False... When I purposefully take on a puzzle for entertainment, processes interest me far more than trivia.
TNP is anxious for the first snows to hit this year...
TNP is anxious for the first snows to hit this year...
True... in that it causes a LOT of anxiety. If you mean "looking forward to", then absolutely false. Snow can just eat me.
TNP would move to a no-snow city for the winter if their job allowed telecommuting.
TNP would move to a no-snow city for the winter if their job allowed telecommuting.
True. I would love to live in a no snow city.
TNP slips on the ice or snow at least once a year.
TNP slips on the ice or snow at least once a year.
True. On purpose. My boys and I set up a luge run in my backyard every year.
TNP has had to scrape the windshield this week
TNP has had to scrape the windshield this week
False. There was a touch of frost on there Monday morning, but the car's defroster and windshield wipers took care of it pretty quickly.
TNP loves jumping out of the shadows to scare the hell out of friends and loved ones.
TNP loves jumping out of the shadows to scare the hell out of friends and loved ones.
True... and a very nice Alpine deck in my truck. I do use my mp3 player with a cassette adapter more and more often now, though.
TNP misses their LP collection.
TNP misses their LP collection.
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