Valentines Contest!

[tommyfinger]

Gimme gimme gimme

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working with one.
Bill Gates

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

Chaos, Panic, Pandemonium – my work here is done.

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
Peter F. Drucker

 

[jj2]

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy

 

[Odium]

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
Yogi Berra

 

[MF DOOM]

 

[jj2]

If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.
Dave Allen

 

[tommyfinger]

I am not a robot.

 

[jj2]

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Carl Gustav Jung

 

[tommyfinger]

I am a machine though

 

[Odium]

 

[jj2]

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Unknown

 

[jj2]

Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life.
Unknown

 

[jj2]

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin