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[glassmanoak]

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04/09 Entry #2 . . .
Get "Your" mind out of the gutter - that was all purely professional . . . "Board" has a degree . . .

(What kinda of a Degree I really don't know, but it is a Degree . . . )

It certainly ain't a degree of self restraint!

You two guys are the absolute funniest. Funniest whats I don't know!

#5

Turns out we couldn't hear him because he talked like this..

That isn't good in a customer-facing helpdesk position.

PS
Maybe I'll add disconnect to the list.. and , of course, Lisa from Late Night ECF

 

[boardopboy]

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You two guys are the absolute funniest. Funniest whats I don't know!

I think I'm the straight man in this comedy duo...

 

[glassmanoak]

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Boardopboy....
I am not going to touch that line!

Excellent straight man line though. I'm counting on Uncle for the Punchline!

 

[Uncle]

04/09 Entry #3 . . .

4/9 #2
well I see that this is going to be an interesting week... I have a ton of things I should be doing.... but instead I could just stay here & play all day... we will see what's going to happen..

DITTO ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ However, I've put off doing something for the past 2 weeks - so it is time to get it done . . .

4- WALKED OUT...
Home now cooking peppers, onions, sliced pork in a garlic hot sauce with intentions of wrapping.. Too me = delicious..

What "You're" making sounds really GOOD - YUM ! ! !

Just not too spicy for "Me" please - stomach problems . . .

BTW: The "WALKED OUT" Doesn't . . .

Walked out? As in... no longer employed?

DITTO ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ What "Board" said . . . YEA - What's Up, inquiring minds need to know . . .

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You two guys are the absolute funniest. Funniest whats I don't know!

PS
Maybe I'll add disconnect to the list.. and , of course, Lisa from Late Night ECF

Well don't forget - "Yourself" . . .

Oh and - "Factor" - maybe a couple of others - need to be put on that list too . . . Just Sayin' . . .

 

[liblue1]

4/9 #4
well I am still here.... I could put it off for a little while longer......

 

[Orobas]

04/09 #1

Good afternoon, VVVers.

*frisbees bagel halves into mouths like shuriken.*

 

[RiverRat1]

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1---- I HAVE 3 containers of illy coffee in the car, 12 80ct boxes of barrys irish tea and I'm sitting here drinking instant... AND I'm LATE AGAIN..

Where'd you park?

 

[Uncle]

04/09 Entry #4 . . .

I think I'm the straight man in this comedy duo...

EXCUSE "ME" ! ! ! !

If anyone is the "Straight-MAN" when it comes to comedy around here it's . . . .

WAIT . . .

Hold On . . .

Cough . . .

Cough . . .

Cough . . . (Takes Drink of Water & Clears Throat ) . . . .

Wait . . .

Now Here It Comes . . .

It is . . .

"Lisa" . . .
(And maybe - just maybe, since they like to set people up for a good HIT every now & then - "akatina"' . . . )

Especially since "You" - "SIR" Are So OFF CENTER . . . Just Sayin'


(BTW: Bet "Everyone" tought I was gonna say "ME" - Right ? ? ? SURPRISE ! ! ! )

 

[Orobas]

04/09 #2

While you and your companions were off camping in a canyon i took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon.

 

[cherrycakes]

04/09 #1

Good afternoon, VVVers.

*frisbees bagel halves into mouths like shuriken.*

#1
Sweet I love bagels!

 

[akatina]

4/9 #?? 2?

Actually Uncle, I was gonna vote for you for the straight man of the group; there's something very Smothers Brothers about your humor and the Smothers brothers always had a good straight man. But then I realized I didn't know if you had a brother, and I couldn't just give you one from the forum (though my vote goes to Boardo if we assign you one), so I threw my hands up in frustration.

04/09 Entry #4 . . .



EXCUSE "ME" ! ! ! !

If anyone is the "Straight-MAN" when it comes to comedy around here it's . . . .

WAIT . . .

Hold On . . .

Cough . . .

Cough . . .

Cough . . . (Takes Drink of Water & Clears Throat ) . . . .

Wait . . .

Now Here It Comes . . .

It is . . .

"Lisa" . . .
(And maybe - just maybe, since they like to set people up for a good HIT every now & then - "akatina"' . . . )

Especially since "You" - "SIR" Are So OFF CENTER . . . Just Sayin'


(BTW: Bet "Everyone" tought I was gonna say "ME" - Right ? ? ? SURPRISE ! ! ! )

 

[Orobas]

04/09 #3

\o/ BAGELS ARE DELICIOUS.

I love Epic Rap Battles of History.

 

[jpf880]

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Tish this is for you!

 

[akatina]

4/9 #3

Li'l bottles are supposed to hit my joose vendor this afternoon. It is now officially 3 minutes past noon in their time zone. I'm hitting refresh more than is becoming for a lady of my standing...

 

[StrangeShay]

4/9 #4

Just got back from a trip to a "local" B&M, 2hours driving, was there for 45 minutes and came back with 7 bottles of juice...life is good!

 

[Orobas]

04/09 #4

akatina is all like:

 

[akatina]

04/09 #4

akatina is all like:

4/9 #4

Bwaaaaahahahahahaa!!! It's worse than that, I have refresh programmed as a mouse short-cut

 

[Uncle]

04/09 Entry #5 . . .

4/9 #?? 2?

Actually Uncle, I was gonna vote for you for the straight man of the group; there's something very Smothers Brothers about your humor and the Smothers brothers always had a good straight man. But then I realized I didn't know if you had a brother, and I couldn't just give you one from the forum (though my vote goes to Boardo if we assign you one), so I threw my hands up in frustration.

THANKS - AND, I'll take that as the compliment it was meant to be . . .

Okay - Just as an FYI: I come from a very LARGE FAMILY . . . And as for having any "Brothers" - that is if you mean "Blood Relatives" and those that "My" Mother gave birth to - there are 4 of them & I also have 2 Sisters (mostly all older - age range is varied & the eldest is separated by 9 1/2 years from my birth and I have 1 younger brother who came 9 1/2 years later) . . . OH YEA - I was actually the baby of the original family group which did not help "Me" at all being the youngest of 6 (AND - No I will not go into any details - all you need to know - NOT FUN ) . . . AND - As for any other "Brothers & Sisters" out there - I Got A WHOLE LOT Of Them too (if Ya' Get "My" drift) . . .

However, I am more then willing to have and accept "Boardo" and a few others here as "My" Brothers . . . AND - "You" and a few of the other Women here as "Sisters" too . . . As far as I am concerned can never ever have to many "Brothers & Sisters" to help you survive the long haul that they call - LIFE . . . Just Sayin' . . .

 

[StrangeShay]

4/9 #5

4/9 #4

Bwaaaaahahahahahaa!!! It's worse than that, I have refresh programmed as a mouse short-cut

My keyboard has programmable macro keys, one is a refresh macro

 

[Factor52]

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