vape mail haiku

[bencooper74]

vape mail where are you?
I am still waiting for you
I grow impatient

 

[SharonMM]

Patience, Grasshopper.
Good things come to those who wait....
Or so I have heard.

 

[bencooper74]

patience?? nope never heard of it.

 

[AnnieP65]

lol...this is great!

 

[Lisa66]

Bottles of liquid
Packed so very carefully
Post office black hole

 

[DavidAmonettNashville]

Haiku's can be fun
But they don't always make sense
Refrigerator

 

[spaceballsrules]

Hey Mr. Postman,
Bring me my juice toute de suite.
I ain't messin' 'round!

 

[Lavaca5]

Patience, a virtue
But I am not virtuous
I want my d@mn juice.

 

[wonkeypickle]

not a haiku, but still.




as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
i take a look at my juices and realize there's nothin left!
cause i've been waiting and vaping for so long that
even the mailman's thinkin "who is this cat"
i camp out at the mailbox rain sleet or snow
when will these juices arrive? only god truly knows
forget the steepin, open them up right there for a quick fix
even a day without juice is better than smoking the stink sticks!






wonkey pickle out :]