Vaping in Bed (This is NOT what it seems!)
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Even though I'm not young and had been smoking for 17 years, I had only smoked in front of my mom once in my life (it's a Philippine culture thing), and it was right after we got into a bad car accident. Now, I vape in front of her and all my relatives. Heck, my mom even tried my PV (even though she quit smoking over 30 years ago).
I think too many people are busing vaping in bed to post 
(i WISH i was vaping in bed...I'm stuck vaping and squonking at my desk. no caping at work at all)
(i WISH i was vaping in bed...I'm stuck vaping and squonking at my desk. no caping at work at all)
truly! Where did all the fellow gutter minded posters go? Run out of material? Man, a few of you were making it soooo easy! I guess everyone was holed up in bed with a PV in one hand and the other...well...uh...not typing. I guess I have to go to the noob forum for humor. Ah, hell...they wont get it yet.
This thread turned "clean" and as a result, moved onto page 2....this is a sad thing. C'mon people, this thread needs to go back to the bedroom, or it will become a thing of the past.
Well, not all of the gutter-minded folks have gone, cuz I know I'm still here.
I've often wondered what it would look like to one of my grown children if they were to come into my bedroom for some reason and find me clutching my Leo. They're fairly impressive in size - nothing like a Silver Bullet though. Don't even get me started on that ...
I've often wondered what it would look like to one of my grown children if they were to come into my bedroom for some reason and find me clutching my Leo. They're fairly impressive in size - nothing like a Silver Bullet though. Don't even get me started on that ...
And I, as the OP, am still here. I think I must've made the thread dirty by using reverse psychology... "This is NOT what it seems" must have been a big ol' welcome to "THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SEEMS" 
I am 22, and would very much like to know what sqounking and caping is.. If it is a term for bumping uglies, then I do wonder what kind of sqounking entails in their bed, to have ever wanted to use the word "sqounking" to describe it...
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Need to make sure that's not a fake ID.
Squonking defenition can be found somewhere on this forum. Most likely in the REO mod discussions.
Caping...look at your keyboard and see the letter just to the right of the 'C'.
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And I, as the OP, am still here. I think I must've made the thread dirty by using reverse psychology... "This is NOT what it seems" must have been a big ol' welcome to "THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SEEMS"
We knew exactly what you meant...even if you didn't.
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Nothing like being in the bed with your silver bullet and HOT movie. Sometimes when I'm laying here I feel like I'm being naughty because I never smoked in my house. Gives me a little tickle of pleasure to not have to hide outside away from my family.
The dysfunctional fams all back! Should probably be grateful nobody offered to show her...
And you make a good point Morgy...if noises are being made that in any remote way can end up described as 'squonk', you either need a new PV, a really good doctor, or both and a damn good excuse for how your PV got there!
Holy crap...and I thought WE were a filthy bunch...
squonking copied from the ReoMods Forum:
One day I was drawing on the tip and squeezing the bottle at the same time and heard it just start to gurgle and felt the slight resistance of the juice inside. I thought I had messed up again but when I fired it was perfect...
So in order to do this "Blind Squonk" thing you don't need to look at anything you just have to feel and hear it. So basically you just suck on the drip tip or plain tip... while you gently squeeze the bottle at the same time... When you hear the start of a gurgle (if you get a wet sloppy gurgle you got too much juice) Once it begins to give you that gurgle you will feel a difference in the draw and it will give you resistance that you can feel in your mouth.
squonking copied from the ReoMods Forum:
One day I was drawing on the tip and squeezing the bottle at the same time and heard it just start to gurgle and felt the slight resistance of the juice inside. I thought I had messed up again but when I fired it was perfect...
So in order to do this "Blind Squonk" thing you don't need to look at anything you just have to feel and hear it. So basically you just suck on the drip tip or plain tip... while you gently squeeze the bottle at the same time... When you hear the start of a gurgle (if you get a wet sloppy gurgle you got too much juice) Once it begins to give you that gurgle you will feel a difference in the draw and it will give you resistance that you can feel in your mouth.
Damn you go to the website and you gotta buy a buttload to get stimulated: Minimum Order Quantity:
100 Set/Sets 1 set of sample
100 Set/Sets 1 set of sample
So squonking is the gurgeling in your carto when you have too much juice? Or is it terbating with your mod, seem to have received two different definitions here....
and for anyone who asks to see my ID again simply because I didn't know the meaning of two childish words... grow up please If I was of "maturing age" I would not describe sex with the word sqounking. I can imagine a 15-20 year old using the word sqounk, but not really an adult. If I ever told my man I wanted to sqounk, he would probably have a severe case of ED that night... (That was rhetorical, that would never happen w me)...
and for anyone who asks to see my ID again simply because I didn't know the meaning of two childish words... grow up please
If I was of "maturing age" I would not describe sex with the word sqounking. I can imagine a 15-20 year old using the word sqounk, but not really an adult. If I ever told my man I wanted to sqounk, he would probably have a severe case of ED that night... (That was rhetorical, that would never happen w me)...
Glad to see my fellow smut posters back here...I was afraid that your imaginations gave out on you. I was about to say "Squonk You", and find another interesting forum, but now I don't have to.
And to the above....I will not, I refuse, to grow up. This thread is not for that. There are plenty of grown up threads for those that want them.
And to the above....I will not, I refuse, to grow up. This thread is not for that. There are plenty of grown up threads for those that want them.
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(and you don't have to buy them by the 100)
(and you don't have to buy them by the 100)
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