A couple of days ago I had to go to court for my disability hearing. I was sitting in the back of the court room waiting for the judge and my attorney to finish up with the guy before me. I really thought no one was paying attention to me and I was ghost vaping anyway but an ever so small stream of vapor left my mouth and the judge noticed it. he called me to the bench along with my attorney and informed me and my attorney that he was considering charging me with smoking in a federal building. My attorney just dropped his head and the judge said to give him one good reason as to why he shouldn't. I just couldn't pass up the chance and told the judge, Because I'm not smoking. He then snapped at me asking how dare I lie to him in his court room when he saw me with his own eyes. Once he stopped and waited for my reply I just took out my white 510 and handed it to him. He said whats this? I told him that that is what I wasn't smoking. It's an electronic cigarette that uses no tobacco, no flame, and no bad stuff. The ecig just produces a water vapor and thats what you thought was smoke. He then asked me to show him so I took a puff and let out a nice big oh so satisfying cloud of vapor. He simply said I'll be damned I didn't know anything like that existed. He then told me to go back to my seat and to try not to cause to much of a distraction. I thought I was so skrewwwed. It all worked out though and I just kept ghost vaping through the rest of my time in court. After the hearing the judge and my attorney asked me where they could find information on them and my attorney wanted to know where he could buy one. I suspect that the next time I see him we will be having a good vape.
