Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[aceswired]

Be kind wherever possible. It is always possible.

--The Damai Lama

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

 

[l_strider_l]

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

--if you don't know, for shame

 

[FranC]

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

 

[JoanJ]

Give a man a fish and he is fed for a day, teach a man to fish and he is fed for a lifetime.

 

[FranC]

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

 

[JoanJ]

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

 

[FranC]

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

 

[jj2]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

 

[K1NGP1N]

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.

George S. Patton

 

[JoanJ]

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

 

[FranC]

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

 

[jj2]

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Alex Levine

 

[FranC]

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford

 

[JoanJ]

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part

 

[jj2]

The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with: sudden death.

 

[JoanJ]

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

 

[jj2]

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

 

[windy33]

Whatever you are be a good one

 

[jj2]

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.