Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[jj2]

Life is hard. After all it kills you.

Katharine Hepburn

 

[whodat2112]

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep

 

[JoanJ]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
&
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!

 

[whodat2112]

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.

 

[JoanJ]

Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.

 

[jj2]

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

Winston Churchill

 

[JoanJ]

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

 

[jj2]

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Will Rogers

 

[liblue1]

"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!"

I second that......

 

[jj2]

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Mark Twain

 

[JoanJ]

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

 

[jj2]

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Mel Brooks

 

[JoanJ]

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

 

[jj2]

 

[FranC]

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain

 

[JoanJ]

Just remember when you "think" you are having a bad day someone else "IS" having a bad day.

 

[jj2]

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[JoanJ]

They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?

 

[jj2]