Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[super dave]

 

[jj2]

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." — Dave Berry

 

[super dave]

 

[jj2]

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back." — Author Unknown

 

[JoanJ]

A word to the wise is enough

 

[jj2]

"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere." — Author Unknown

 

[GPC2012]

Great pics, beautiful animals

 

[GPC2012]

My grandmother always said:

"You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar".

It's hard sometimes, but I always try to remember that after counting to 10.

And my dad always replied you can catch even more with Bull....

 

[JoanJ]

All clouds bring not rain

 

[jj2]

"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

 

[JoanJ]

Brevity is the soul of wit

 

[jj2]

"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." — Robin Williams

 

[JoanJ]

A bad workman blames his tools

 

[jj2]

"The grass is always greener over the septic tank." — Erma Bombeck

 

[JoanJ]

Little thieves are hanged, but great ones escape.

 

[jj2]

"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind." — Jack Handy

 

[JoanJ]

After a storm comes a calm.

 

[jj2]

"Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs." — Author Unknown

 

[JoanJ]

Better die with honor than live with shame.

 

[jj2]

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." — Laurence Peter