Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[jj2]

"In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well." — Len Deighton

 

[Lynzy]

“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.”
― Lemony Snicket

 

[jj2]

"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual." — Patrick Moore

 

[Lynzy]

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
― Douglas Adams,

 

[jj2]

"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week." — Laurence Peter

 

[Lynzy]

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
― George Carlin

 

[jj2]

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." — Groucho Marx

 

[JoanJ]

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly.
- Stephen R. Covey

 

[jj2]

"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town." — George Carlin

 

[JoanJ]

People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success.
- Norman Vincent Peale

 

[jj2]

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering." — Stephen Wright

 

[JoanJ]

Being defeated is only a temporary condition; giving up is what makes it permanent.
- Marilyn vos Savant

 

[jj2]

"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?" — Mitch Hedberg

 

[JoanJ]

I can’t understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I’m frightened by old ones.
- John Cage

 

[jj2]

"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it." — Author Unknown

 

[Lynzy]

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
― Orson Welles

 

[jj2]

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." — Woody Allen

 

[Lynzy]

“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
― Mark Twain

 

[jj2]

"I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend" — Jack Handy

 

[Lynzy]

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
― Dorothy Parker