Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[JoanJ]

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. ~Doug Larson

 

[jj2]

You can't lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse." — John Peers

 

[JoanJ]

And Spring arose on the garden fair,
Like the Spirit of Love felt everywhere;
And each flower and herb on Earth’s dark breast
rose from the dreams of its wintry rest.
~Percy Bysshe Shelley, "The Sensitive Plant"

 

[jj2]

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it." — Max Frisch

 

[JoanJ]

In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours. ~Mark Twain

 

[jj2]

Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture." — Stephen Wright

 

[JoanJ]

Yesterday the twig was brown and bare;
To-day the glint of green is there;
Tomorrow will be leaflets spare;
I know no thing so wondrous fair,
No miracle so strangely rare.
I wonder what will next be there!
~L.H. Bailey

 

[jj2]

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies." — Groucho Marx

 

[JoanJ]

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen

 

[jj2]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." — Emo Philips

 

[rangerrobin]

Actions speak louder than words. - unknown

 

[jj2]

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended." — Cher

 

[JoanJ]

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

 

[jj2]

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)" — Jack Handy

 

[JoanJ]

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch

 

[jj2]

Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer." — Author Unknown

 

[JoanJ]

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. ~Tom Waits

 

[jj2]

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night" — Dave Barry

 

[JoanJ]

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

 

[jj2]

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?" — Logan Smith