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Uncle

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Morin' "Wolf_Pack" . . . :)

Hopefully, everyone is feeling better today and one person has all their "shaft separations" fixed or replaced . . .;)

As for "Me" - still trying to "wake-up" again, since I have to go get "LEECHED" today for my upcoming 3 month physical . . . :blink:

SO - I'll see ya a little later . . . :D
 

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And I just had to post this (found on FB this morning).

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My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.

Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away.

"Sorry it took so long but the stupid ..... was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her .... with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat .... down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not .... in the vegetable garden again."

The silence in the taxi was deafening.....
 

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And I just had to post this (found on FB this morning).

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My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.

Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away.

"Sorry it took so long but the stupid ..... was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her .... with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat .... down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not .... in the vegetable garden again."

The silence in the taxi was deafening.....

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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Uncle, hope your trip to the doctor goes well.

THANKS - "Mare" . . .:D

The Doctor's visit went well, especially because I didn't see him - All I saw was the PA Nurse for my every 2 week shot and the Phlebotomist for a "LEECHING" so I can see the Doctor in 2 weeks for "My" 3 month Lab results/Physical . . . SO - All is GOOD ! ! ! :D
 
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