*sigh* My mother. I love her to death ... but some days I think I need to take her cell phone away. On hold with Sprint right now because of not one, but 2 of those monthly reoccurring money siphon things. I forget what the industry term is for it when they're added automatically to the monthly bill.
The Official Industry Term is B.O.H.I.C.A.... Pronounced Boh-hee-kuh.