Wait!!! Don't eat that hotdog

[jimik]

We need to bypass all of this wasted ink and just start passing out glasses to everyone with the etched in message:

"Warning, living results in dying"

Perhaps we can get some anti-tobacco groups to get a few images of dead people etched in the glasses.

 

[AngusATAT]

I knew a guy who was a serious health nut. He died of a heart attack at the age of 34.

The way I figure it, it's all a crap shoot anyway, might as well enjoy yourself while you're here. If food doesn't kill you, sex will. If sex doesn't kill you, some idiot texting while driving will. If that doesn't get you, there are about a million other things waiting in life to kill you.

Bring on the processed foods! Bring on the tasty stuff that can clog your arteries! Bring on the cheap liquor and cheaper women!

Besides, we all know the healthy stuff tastes like crap anyway.

 

[freedomendured]

I live in New Jersey. The air in Bergen County is some of the most polluted in this country, and there is a 30% higher lung cancer rate JUST because of particulates in the air (forget the sources but I did a college research paper on it). That is WITHOUT smoking! I figure deaths coming to us someday anyway, so I'll continue to enjoy my carnivorous diet, regardless. I'm sick of everything being deadly now. How did we ever survive as a species before water purifiers, clean, processed meat, and a FDA to approve everything, for millions of years!!


/swine flu, it's coming for you, AND your children!!!!
//media-panic-mode off

 

[freedomendured]

I knew a guy who was a serious health nut. He died of a heart attack at the age of 34.

The way I figure it, it's all a crap shoot anyway, might as well enjoy yourself while you're here. If food doesn't kill you, sex will. If sex doesn't kill you, some idiot texting while driving will. If that doesn't get you, there are about a million other things waiting in life to kill you.

Bring on the processed foods! Bring on the tasty stuff that can clog your arteries! Bring on the cheap liquor and cheaper women!

Besides, we all know the healthy stuff tastes like crap anyway.

Amen! I'll raise my whiskey sour with a bacon swizzlestick to that!

 

[Bones]

EDIT - Damit Jimik - You beat me to it and I didn't notice

I said it should read -

WARNING: BIRTH IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH!

 

[Bones]

I knew a guy who was a serious health nut. He died of a heart attack at the age of 34.

The way I figure it, it's all a crap shoot anyway, might as well enjoy yourself while you're here. If food doesn't kill you, sex will. If sex doesn't kill you, some idiot texting while driving will. If that doesn't get you, there are about a million other things waiting in life to kill you.

Bring on the processed foods! Bring on the tasty stuff that can clog your arteries! Bring on the cheap liquor and cheaper women!

Besides, we all know the healthy stuff tastes like crap anyway.

Yea - I love the phrase "He died before his time." -
I know must I look like an ... but whenever someone says that - I can't stop myself from laughing -
Uh - OBVIOUSLY NOT - Eh? Seeing how he's dead and all - Looks like he's right on time -