"WETLUNG" and vaping - Another Fabrication

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CMD-Ky

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They get a grant of your tax money and, heck, its got to go somewhere.

Seriously? They exist?

There are some "scientists" that are now claiming that the whole universe is actually 2 dimensional and we only perceive it to be 3 dimensional. Kind of like watching a 3D movie on a flat screen. The image is 2D but with the right perspective it appears 3D. Not sure where they come up with this bovine excrement.
 

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    dc99

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    I wonder if I can get a grant to study the effects of all the VG clouds vapors produce. My theory is that its helping block the hole in the ozone layer and therefor reversing global warming. Should be worth a few million in grant money. Its at least as plausible as wetlung
     

    jfcooley

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    For those of you who didn't bother to watch the video, perhaps you should.

    Basically a teenager developed acute respiratory distress syndrome, she had also recently started vaping. The finger was then pointed by certain people at vaping as the cause.

    The video debunks this. The video is pretty much self contained so I didn't bother explaining it to any great length or repeating the links that are in the video because I assumed people would take ten minutes to watch it. I'm not in the habit of posting scaremongering health shockers, I posted this because I like to be in a position when someone puts one in my face, I have the required facts to throw it back.

    At the end he shows a response from Konstantinos Farsalinos categorically stating that this is yet another attempt to throw mud at vaping. I couldn't find the article so I screen grabbed from the video (for those who haven't got the required ten minutes to watch it).

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    I watched it and replied accordingly. I'm not getting up in arms iver stupidity or deliberate attacks aimed at uneducated media consumers. My mother believes all she reads online and we've had the "They say vaping is as bad as smoking" argument. Until she can point to hard boiled fact I don't care. Why, cause those that suck up drivel don't care about facts beyond what they can read quickly.

    Bad approach? Proabably. I'm just not willing to bang my head against a wall that will not move.

    I will make fun of them though.
     

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    Vape induced Wet-lung (Cumulonimbus pulmonarius alotocrapus) is a serious medical malady and should be regarded as such, I'm disappointed everyone is taking this news so lightheartedly. Statistically speaking, for those who vape, wet-lung is every bit as big of a health threat as popcorn lung.

    I've heard that vape induced Wet-lung can have serious symptoms that range from mere nuisance to life threatening. In its chronic form, a sufferer who suddenly coughs can projectile spray a liter of lung fluid (~3mg strength) up to 20 feet away. Facebook studies have shown that any children who come in contact with this projectile discharge will immediately set out to smoke cigarettes. Even worse, a person with vape induced wet-lung can ooze enough liquid while sleeping to drown small pets. Sufferers should ensure pets don flotation devices (floaties) before going to bed. I believe the state of California has determined that people with vape induced wet-lung are themselves carcinogenic to those in close proximity and therefore must wear a warning label as per proposition 1,249,934.5

    An unusual therapy for vape induced wet-lung is in its trial stage. It involves intentionally exposing the patient to buttery custard e-liquids long enough for them to contract popcorn lung. Turns out popcorn lung and wet-lung cancel each other out. The only reported side effect of this treatment involves an irresistible urge to see Saturday matinee double features, further studies are needed.

    I would gladly relay more insight on this vitally important issue but I'm busy studying the adverse effects rocks have had on rising sea levels (don't skip any more stones on the water!).
     

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    Vape induced Wet-lung (Cumulonimbus pulmonarius alotocrapus) is a serious medical malady and should be regarded as such, I'm disappointed everyone is taking this news so lightheartedly. Statistically speaking, for those who vape, wet-lung is every bit as big of a health threat as popcorn lung.

    I've heard that vape induced Wet-lung can have serious symptoms that range from mere nuisance to life threatening. In its chronic form, a sufferer who suddenly coughs can projectile spray a liter of lung fluid (~3mg strength) up to 20 feet away. Facebook studies have shown that any children who come in contact with this projectile discharge will immediately set out to smoke cigarettes. Even worse, a person with vape induced wet-lung can ooze enough liquid while sleeping to drown small pets. Sufferers should ensure pets don flotation devices (floaties) before going to bed. I believe the state of California has determined that people with vape induced wet-lung are themselves carcinogenic to those in close proximity and therefore must wear a warning label as per proposition 1,249,934.5

    An unusual therapy for vape induced wet-lung is in its trial stage. It involves intentionally exposing the patient to buttery custard e-liquids long enough for them to contract popcorn lung. Turns out popcorn lung and wet-lung cancel each other out. The only reported side effect of this treatment involves an irresistible urge to see Saturday matinee double features, further studies are needed.

    I would gladly relay more insight on this vitally important issue but I'm busy studying the adverse effects rocks have had on rising sea levels (don't skip any more stones on the water!).

    Post of the decade! :thumbs::lol:
     

    r055co

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    I'm confused, are you comparing my post to flat earthers and anti-vaxers? Or the original claim that is the subject of the thread? (Honestly, I don't know what I said that would be controversial)
    The claim
    Seriously? They exist?

    There are some "scientists" that are now claiming that the whole universe is actually 2 dimensional and we only perceive it to be 3 dimensional. Kind of like watching a 3D movie on a flat screen. The image is 2D but with the right perspective it appears 3D. Not sure where they come up with this bovine excrement.
    Sadly a rather sizable amount of them

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    Seriously? They exist?

    There are some "scientists" that are now claiming that the whole universe is actually 2 dimensional and we only perceive it to be 3 dimensional. Kind of like watching a 3D movie on a flat screen. The image is 2D but with the right perspective it appears 3D. Not sure where they come up with this bovine excrement.
    My brother watches a lot of YouTube. He now believes our reality is a computer program...
     
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