Covered in a wool blanket,dousing myself in p51 and tobacco road hoping that the voodoo vaporizer gods refill my juice budget before all the p51 is gone...
Here's a hearftfelt
OOGA-BOOGA to the vapor gods for ya gutter.
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Where's Jerry?
He's busy flying radio controlled airplanes so he can..... scout the world for the best.....throne seat covers available. He does this because.....the ones we have really leave scratches on his .... and.... make it a real PITA to slide around when booting others out of the throne.
I also hear that Jerry...is also a secret agent in the.......KISS army where he paints on cat whiskers and......is perfecting a tongue stretcher so he....can reach his left rear pocket where he keeps his...P51, his pv, and a spare.....bottle of P-51 WTA.
Why a spare bottle of P-51?
Because he's perfectly aware that if he were to run out of P51 he'd immediately turn into ......a raging lunatic bent on the destruction of the ............ frumious Bandersnatch.
Needing to maintain the universal balance, good vs. evil, Bandersnatch vs. Alice, the calm Jerry continues to perfect his.....rollerblade lace tying technique to ease....his plantar fasciitis which was caused by his incessant.......Need to hop on one foot from his plane to his car.
Another thing that you might not know about Jerry, is that he has........ such an unreasonable fear of spiders that it makes him eat.......cornbread and chili so he can scare them away with..... concussive waves of flatulence and repeated shouts of .....who let the dog in??!!
And the, if that wasn't enough, Jerry mumbled to himself...... "I turn my back for a few moments and the inmates turn the forum into..........."
Something that no man (or woman for that matter) could ever articulate. It's as if these people, who used to be god-fearing, intelligent and ...........well reasoned human beings reverted back to apes and simultaneously started to fling poo AND write shakespeare. It was a frightening proposition when....the voice of calm, the voice of salvation from the iniquities that are life for the internet vendor, the voice of the Chris of Ms was heard by Jerry and the voice of the Chris of Ms did indeed say to him ......
