What NOT to do with e-liquid.

[Scottitude]

Not baggin' on anyone that doesn't see this as even a little humorous but if the majority of us don't see the humor, how does "Jackass 3D" rake in over $50 million in its opening weekend?
(or even draw a TV show audience, for that matter)

DISCLOSURE:
I have not seen nor will I ever watch "Jackass 3D" or any other part of the "Jackass" franchise.

 

[VeeDubb65]

DISCLOSURE:
I have not seen nor will I ever watch "Jackass 3D" or any other part of the "Jackass" franchise.

I'll admit that I actually did watch the first one, but it really wasn't that funny. It was hilarious, for maybe 15 minutes. After that it was just kind of pointless.

 

[Bozzlite]

haha @ the habaneros! My dad did that same thing with jalapenos... Made salsa and then went to the bathroom... He said more curse words then i think i had ever heard in my young life (at the time). Then the ..... did the same thing again (many years later), except after chopping jalapenos, he and my mother decided to do the deed preceded by foreplay , my mom said she never cried so hard in he life... Ouch!

As for the juice in the eye, hasn't happened to me yet, but i can't imagine that kind of pain!!!

TMI lol TMI

 

[REDDOG1]

at least she didn't vape eye drops....

 

[Cee_Jay]

Nothing beats cutting raw habaneros and then going to the bathroom before washing your hands

Amen . . . . . . !!

 

[Andy1100]

I've done the peppers and bathroom thing.... . whew! Not fun, and it was a couple hours after cutting the peppers too! My girlfriend was wondering what the hell I was doing in there trying to "wash it off"!

 

[Firefly13]

* sings Ring Of Fire*

 

[Magus86]

LOL, I sometimes put rubbing alcohol in old nasal spray bottles cuz it's easier to carry that than a bigass 1 liter bottle of the stuff for cleaning atties, disinfecting cuts/scrapes/whatnot. Anyhow, I've shot that stuff up my nose more than once. NOT FUN.

 

[Vidi]

Not baggin' on anyone that doesn't see this as even a little humorous but if the majority of us don't see the humor, how does "Jackass 3D" rake in over $50 million in its opening weekend?
(or even draw a TV show audience, for that matter)

DISCLOSURE:
I have not seen nor will I ever watch "Jackass 3D" or any other part of the "Jackass" franchise.

Jackass is hilarious. Its simply modern slapstick. Sometimes its just gross, but other times it's brilliant stupidity.

 

[THE]

Haha @ the habaneros! My dad did that same thing with jalapenos... made salsa and then went to the bathroom... he said more curse words then I think I had EVER heard in my young life (at the time). Then the ..... did the same thing again (many years later), except after chopping jalapenos, he and my mother decided to do the deed preceded by foreplay , my mom said she never cried so hard in he life... OUCH!

As for the juice in the eye, hasn't happened to me yet, but I can't imagine that kind of pain!!!

Oh my god!!!
I have a similar story, but everyone on here gets mad with me if I talk about things like that!!!

Ha Ha HA!!!

 

[THE]

Not baggin' on anyone that doesn't see this as even a little humorous but if the majority of us don't see the humor, how does "Jackass 3D" rake in over $50 million in its opening weekend?
(or even draw a TV show audience, for that matter)

DISCLOSURE:
I have not seen nor will I ever watch "Jackass 3D" or any other part of the "Jackass" franchise.

It is too bad that you don't like me
I agree with much of what you have to say
Actually, most of what you have to say

 

[THE]

After she'd had time to rinse well and put in some real eye drops, even she thought it was funny.

I think it's funny that I once shot myself in the hand with a nail gun. Obviously, it wasn't funny at the time.

I've seen some interesting things happen with nail guns!! A good sized ring shank nail through a finger, when pulled back out will cause someone to really bleed. And make a-lot of noise. The young guys who worked for us would inevitably nail themselves to something and scare the living piss out of the new guys. LOL!!! PROMOTED SAFETY, THOUGH.. Sure did. Plus you can shoot at squirrels with them. My father use to do that to entertain us when we were younger.

Before the hippies get upset, I don't think he ever "nailed" one of them
LoL over here!!

I have got to go over and see if my father still has that old PASLODE nail gun.. they use to be metal color, well they WERE metal!! Not some orange color... are they even metal, now? Guess everyone wanted them to be lighter, eh?

 

[Kevin Freeheart]

I've almost done the opposite and vaped contact solution.

Luckily, the bottles have different tops or I might have sworn off vaping.

 

[VeeDubb65]

I've seen some interesting things happen with nail guns!! A good sized ring shank nail through a finger, when pulled back out will cause someone to really bleed. And make a-lot of noise. The young guys who worked for us would inevitably nail themselves to something and scare the living piss out of the new guys. LOL!!! PROMOTED SAFETY, THOUGH.. Sure did. Plus you can shoot at squirrels with them. My father use to do that to entertain us when we were younger.

Before the hippies get upset, I don't think he ever "nailed" one of them
LoL over here!!

I have got to go over and see if my father still has that old PASLODE nail gun.. they use to be metal color, well they WERE metal!! Not some orange color... are they even metal, now? Guess everyone wanted them to be lighter, eh?

Seriously, having shot myself in the hand with a 16p framing nail, I had to fight my gag reflex when you said "ring shank." In case anybody doesn't know, ring shank nails are used when it's really important that they don't pull out, like nailing down flashing. They're actually ribbed.

 

[THE]

Seriously, having shot myself in the hand with a 16p framing nail, I had to fight my gag reflex when you said "ring shank." In case anybody doesn't know, ring shank nails are used when it's really important that they don't pull out, like nailing down flashing. They're actually ribbed.

Yeah, they are great. My father used them on everything. I think sixteen penny were the good sized ones with the red color on them, right.. One time my grandfather somehow put a screwdriver through his hand when he was trying to give my father an ... beating.. not sure how he managed to do it, but it was in his back pocket, or my fathers back pocket .... or something.. but it did, went right through his hand.

That was my father I spoke of who got one of the bigger nails through the finger... his thumb, to be exact.... pressure was too high in the tank, or regulator thing wasn't working or whatever happened and the nail countersunk way the hell down into the wood and the end went all the way through his thumb. Just missed the thumbnail there. Learned some new words, that day!

 

[Cranston McCloud]

I have a friend that mistook super glue for eye drops.
Lesson learned?
Label all bottles. Be sure to read EVERY label before using. EVERY time.

 

[Illustrated_Man]

I was refilling a MAP tank once, and had the needles come off the syringe, which blasted me in the eyes with 15 mg mojito juice. The combo of lime, mint and nicotine was not the most pleasant thing to have in my eyes. My eyes were minty fresh for the rest of the day, though.

 

[meems]

Desitine would be better than Preperation H. LOL...no more swollen gums for me!

BUT..don't think you're grabbing the preperation H in the dark....and accidentally grab ben gay!

 

[breaktru]

BUT..don't think you're grabbing the preperation H in the dark....and accidentally grab ben gay!

YOWeeee, that smarts

 

[Iffy]

At least it wasn't Cinnamon Bomb...