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When Political Correctivenes turns to aweful censorship

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WolfeReign

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Really?? I mean holy :censored: stop the world i want to get off at this stop now (insert eye roll here)
What am i talking about?

Well it appears some bright spark now says that stories of Santa needs to be edited; like ~gasp~ he smokes, he breaks into house's once a night and never gets caught.....I was watching the news when i caught this bright spark idea......

Santa needs to be Censored! it is out of date and harmful message to kids
 

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Man, I've wanted to get off this carousel for a while, this is a drop in a very large bucket of insanity. I mean...more importantly, how does he live in the North Pole all year? ANTIFREEZE!!!

I tried to think about it last night after i watched this....maybe she was not loved enough as a child or Santa never brought her what she wanted? It boggles my mind what could possibly cause her to think of this
 

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Really? So you've solved the rest of the world's ills and now the only dregs you have left to scrape from the bottom of the barrel is censoring a freaking classic Christmas poem?

In some ways, this is actually worse than the ridiculous "war on Christmas" a few years back. Seriously, some people need to go outside, take a deep breath of cleansing fresh air, kneel down, and stick their NIMBYism so far up their backside they'll have to floss it every night.
 

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Since we live in Florida, it was sort of hard for santa to come down the chimney because hardly anyone has fireplaces in Florida. When my son asked me how santa came in the house if we don't have a fireplace, I told him he shrinks like Alice in Wonderland to be very small and comes in under the door. Hey, what the heck! lol.
 

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Here's what the HP reported about Santa:

  • there has been a right sizing at Santa's village
  • All the elves have been laid off except for the pretty young ones
  • Prostitution is legal
  • Santa's toys are all now made in China (the same guys that made those bogus cartos)
  • Stanta's village has been turned into a "boomer's adult village"
  • New hotel made of ice
  • Substances that are illegal in the south are marked up and sold aggressively
  • Mrs Claus is being investigated by the SEC for insider trading (she received an autographed copy of Martha Stewart's new book "Cooking in the Big House")

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