Where are you, TT?

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TexasT

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This morning I went up to the Coffee Shop and when I walked in I saw a new sign on the wall that said:

WE'LL GIVE YOU $5.00 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!

So when the waitress came over I ordered elephant dung on rye bread sandwich. She wrote down my order and walks into the kitchen where all he%% breaks loose!

The Coffee Shop owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to my table, slaps five $1.00 bills down on it and says, -

"You got me that time TexasT, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"

So having money in my pocket I had to run by the Feed Store and the Hardware Store and show off a little bit.

Then I had to look at the FSUSA web page and figure out how I'm going to spend my new riches!

So I've been around. Just staying busy. Its not easy dealing with big money like this!

TT
 
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TexasT

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its just a piece of packing tape and sharpie for right now, however if he can get the sidewalk to sparkle, he just may work his way up to a piece of paper and a safety pin :) :) :p :D

Ooohh, I can't wait!

A BIG promotion!

I'll probably make the cover of Cow Patty Magazine!

WoooooooooooHoooooooooooo!

TT
 

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This morning I went up to the Coffee Shop and when I walked in I saw a new sign on the wall that said:

WE'LL GIVE YOU $5.00 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!

So when the waitress came over I ordered elephant dung on rye bread sandwich. She wrote down my order and walks into the kitchen where all he%% breaks loose!

The Coffee Shop owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to my table, slaps five $1.00 bills down on it and says, -

"You got me that time TexasT, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"

So having money in my pocket I had to run by the Feed Store and the Hardware Store and show off a little bit.

Then I had to look at the FSUSA web page and figure out how I'm going to spend my new riches!

So I've been around. Just staying busy. Its not easy dealing with big money like this!

TT

ROF to the L
 

TexasT

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TT, Kristen, and Elpha - Seriously, I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying!

TT - Definitely achieve your goals. :) Eventually, you might get a nice name tag made of pretty cardboard and velcro on the back! :)

Hey, my pretty Kristen takes good care of me. You know she's a big shot in the store. You always see her going at a high rate of speed in high heel shoes! If she says I'll be moving up to a a piece of paper and a safety pin for a name tag, you can bet your bippy its going to happen!

TT
 
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