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Good morning holodeck people. Nico and zelda, the boy rides in the van, so it's only fair that he does the maintenance on it. Nico, maybe he should bring the kitty to school for "show and tell", he could let it run around the classroom, so the other kids could have a chance to hold it too !!! Pay no attention to me, I spent a lot of time in detention.:laugh:

Good morning Norie:wub::wub::wub: dear, wherever you are.

Have a nice day, everyone!! RM


Morning Jerry. I use the trains and subway here sometimes and I don't think I should have do maintenance on em! Maybe the little kitty could be the class pet. Have a good one.
 
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Good morning everybody!

Good morning my sweet Jerry:wub::wub::wub:.

I hope all of you have a wonderful Friday!!

Jerry, good idea on the show n tell!!

Zelda, no bathing suit for me!!:ohmy: I'll wear shorts and a top. I have to worry about sunburn ya know. We have a regular truck driver that had too much to drink a few summers ago and fell asleep in the nude!!! You can bet we had some good laughs (still do) over that one!!! :laugh:
 

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Hey Ralph! Hope you are having a good morning! I know it's maddening to have a song stuck in your head.

Morning Nico - what type of day off is THAT for your son!!! :ohmy:I hope he's charging for his labor.

Na...he likes it...got the tires done...having lunch now!

Love those songs, can't listen here at work...bummer!! Not to busy and shouldn't be posting...hehehe.

Got the heels and the suntan lotion....ready to go!!

Nico, don't make that boy work to hard!!

Well you and zelda wouldnt get your heels on and help!!!:p

We still have the oil to change though...tell ya what you two...you dont have to wear heels...but I'll let you change oil if you wear a miniskirt...hows that!!:p

Ooops, shame on me I didn't leave any wubs for my prince, here they are sweetie :wub::wub::wub:

Back to work now :ohmy:

Good morning holodeck people. Nico and zelda, the boy rides in the van, so it's only fair that he does the maintenance on it. Nico, maybe he should bring the kitty to school for "show and tell", he could let it run around the classroom, so the other kids could have a chance to hold it too !!! Pay no attention to me, I spent a lot of time in detention.:laugh:

Good morning Norie:wub::wub::wub: dear, wherever you are.

Have a nice day, everyone!! RM

Good idea Jerry...be much easier than last year with the striped kitty!:ohmy:
Well...I better get back out there and tell him he can let the van down now...I dont think he can hold it much longer anyway! :laugh:
 

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Good morning everybody!

Good morning my sweet Jerry:wub::wub::wub:.

I hope all of you have a wonderful Friday!!

Jerry, good idea on the show n tell!!

Zelda, no bathing suit for me
!!:ohmy: I'll wear shorts and a top. I have to worry about sunburn ya know. We have a regular truck driver that had too much to drink a few summers ago and fell asleep in the nude!!! You can bet we had some good laughs (still do) over that one!!! :laugh:

Cool Nora! You want to come to the no clothes allowed beach too!!!:laugh::laugh:

The only oil allowed around here this weekend is suntan oil.:laugh:
 
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I'm ready as ready can be. Although I feel like I have to step back in time on Monday. We have our first parent teacher conference with my son's kindergarten teacher lol. I think this lady is going to see right through me and understand why my kid acts the way he does. I never was "that great" in school lol. M poor son is genetically predisposed to being loud and hating to listen.
 

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I'm ready as ready can be. Although I feel like I have to step back in time on Monday. We have our first parent teacher conference with my son's kindergarten teacher lol. I think this lady is going to see right through me and understand why my kid acts the way he does. I never was "that great" in school lol. M poor son is genetically predisposed to being loud and hating to listen.


That;s just a typical little boy. They're supposed to be loud and not pay attention!!
 

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Yeah, I know lol. His grandma is ready to fight every time he gets in trouble at school. Says there must be something wrong with his teacher.

Maybe it is genetic! Good for his grandma. I think most teachers - at least the ones around here- need a good talking to about common sense,
 

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They just love good'ol boys from WV there too! Endless sheep and sister love jokes.

They have special rules for what they think are country bumpkins. These kids I knew that went into the service were from a small isolated island. Boy were they in for a surprise when they went in the military.
 

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They love making people miserable. They are good at it too. They were thoughtful enough to put large sandboxes all over the place so you can exercise there, just in case you had some extra energy to burn off lol. Then when you get nice and sweaty, they sugar cookie ya. It's always a great way to start and finish your day. You really learn to love sand. Maybe that's why I drink a lot when I go to the beach lol?
 

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You do get sadists and bullies drawn to the military. Amazing what they can think of to torment people. Don't know if I would like sand after that though.

Yeah you can blame the military for making you drink heavily at the beach. Probably should apply for some sort of military disability pension LOL.
 
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