You do get sadists and bullies drawn to the military. Amazing what they can think of to torment people. Don't know if I would like sand after that though.
Yeah you can blame the military for making you drink heavily at the beach. Probably should apply for some sort of military disability pension LOL.
Maybe tell them that every time I see sand I pee myself and forget where I'm at for a half hour. See if that gets me anywhere.

