Where's j0ker?????

[suddenly]

I FEEL A TRAP COMING ON

 

[zelda]

He just wants the last post over on that thread, While he's going I'm running for empress of the team. Will you vote for me?

 

[suddenly]

HE TRIED TO TRICK ME INTO THINKING I HAD THE LAST POST.

TAKE OFF THAT ROBE WIZARD! I BELIEVE THERE IS A DEVIL UNDERNEATH

IT

 

[zelda]

Of course he tried to trick you.

Now vote for me

 

[suddenly]

EMPRESS YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zelda]

I don't know if nicotime wants to vote now

 

[JerryRM]

Of course you can be Empress, Zelda.

Just don't try to get the last post on the snail thread, that's where I draw the line.

 

[zelda]

I don't like snails.

 

[nicotime]

I don't know if nicotime wants to vote now

Sure I'll vote...wait...vote for what??...and can it be done in 5 minutes??

I have been in and out of here all night but I have kept my eye on you guys and the "Report" button in case you girls attacked poor Jerry.

 

[JerryRM]

Thanks nico, they have been ganging up on me all night !!!!

I'm outa here, it's been fun again, but goodnight !!!!

 

[nicotime]

Nite Jerry ...glad to see you made it through another day of abuse! I'm right behind ya.

 

[jiff]

I got to re-reading this thread thanks to an anonymous tip that SOME PEOPLE are thinking of ransoming ME to get j0ker back.

Well I'll have none of that! I'll take on the lot of ya! You'll never take me alive, not while I have my sword collection in my room! I have enough of an arsenal to arm over a dozen people! I'll hire mercenaries and lead them myself to take you all out!

YOU WON'T TAKE ME JERRY! I'LL NEVER GO TO THE PRETTY IN PINK HEADQUARTERS!

 

[notsoogood]

Hello Nora We need you help. We have to take out Jerry.

Sorry I didn't get back sooner Zelda! I didn't get off work until 7:30pm tonight (PST) and then had to go to the store! YUCK! I've been trying to take Jerry out for several months now! He's a tough bast...er old man....

I keep a close eye on that thread, ladies. However, go over there and see what I posted, just for you suddenly (Nancy, what a pretty name).

You old reprobate! Do you have to be in love with every woman on this forum??? One of these days someone's gonna get jealous and find out where you live! You better hope it's not Lu...I've heard she's really tough!!

Thanks nico, they have been ganging up on me all night !!!!

I'm outa here, it's been fun again, but goodnight !!!!

Nico, don't believe a word of it! He's not called the Official Instigator for nuthin!!

Nite Jerry ...glad to see you made it through another day of abuse! I'm right behind ya.

Abuse schmoose! Believe me, Jerry can take care of himself! He just tacks the 'wub' smiley on behind all of his posts and he's good...well, at least with most of the women!

 

[Mickirette]

Be careful Jiff- Jerry don't play fair, he's using nymphos for bait.

 

[Thyestean]

Thyestean, why are Zelda and notsoogood always running after you???

What do they know? What secrets are they not sharing about you?

All I see Is a quite little boy

I know what you mean, when I changed my original Gandalf avatar (the head shot with him smoking a pipe), I got some flak over it too.

At first, I thought your avatar was a picture of you, when you were young. I thought you were around my age. The clothes and the b&w pic are very 1950's/60's.

When you said you were in your 30's, I knew it couldn't be you, unless your parents were into retro. !!!

lol yeah definitely not me. Just something I found on the net. The whole expression and attitude of it does remind me of one of my nephews though.

Maybe I'll find a new one tomorrow and see if I can get away with it this time

Sorry to interrupt..

A little birdy told me that tomorrow is Jokers Birthday

So that would be today then eh... Happy Bday j0ker

Notsoogood is the only one doing the running after Thye. I'm probably the only one still here not a floozy.... there is that slight nymphomania problem but I'm working on it.

lol and ..... since when is nymphomania a problem?

How did you know I become easily confused?

Now you are delusional!

...snip..... Thye gentle guide to the newbies ....snip......

see I'm the nice innocent one around here

Watch out, I know Morse Code. I used it before on the forum and all heck broke out. I really thought that I was going to be banned that time.

... --- / .. ..-. / .-- . / -.. --- / - .... .. ... / - .... . -. / - .... . .-. . / .. ... / .- / -.-. .... .- -. -.-. . / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / --. . - / -... --- --- - . -.. / ..-. --- .-. / .... .- ...- .. -. --. / -- . -. - .. --- -. . -.. / .. - / .. -. / - .... . / ..-. .. .-. ... - / .--. .-.. .- -.-. . ..--..

...snip... I've been trying to take Jerry out for several months now! He's a tough bast...er old man.... ....snip....

see it ain't me she's chasing. It's Jerry she's trying to get out on a date

 

[notsoogood]

Thy, something tells me you aren't innocent in anything! Doesn't it make you feel good to have friends like us who go out of our way to include you in the madness?

 

[notsoogood]

Nora you don't have time to be on the forum. you need to find out what Elendil is wearing under that robe.

I'm game for that Zelda!!! Oops...here comes my husband!

 

[notsoogood]

see it ain't me she's chasing. It's Jerry she's trying to get out on a date

That's not the kind of taking out I meant you numbskull!! Besides, he could never replace you!

ETA: sorry Thy...couldn't resist....I'm bored!! LOL

 

[Mickirette]

Nora, snap out of it! You have turned into a hussy, it all started when Jerry gave you that biker chick avatar.

 

[nicotime]

joker

Jerry should be along soon with the M&M and beer to start the