Where's j0ker?????
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Good Morning!!!!!
Tjennifer., the manager at a WalMart, is conducting a final interview with four prospects.
Question: What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT..' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
'And, now you sir?' she asked the second man..
'Hmmm....let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant.. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is .........'
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You'll probably think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
Tjennifer., the manager at a WalMart, is conducting a final interview with four prospects.
Question: What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT..' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
'And, now you sir?' she asked the second man..
'Hmmm....let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant.. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is .........'
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You'll probably think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
Great video Poeia. I saw that on the news last night.
Nora best wishes for a fast recovery!!
Renee good luck with that blasted work world.
Jerry hope you're all better now. New England weather
And top of the morning to you JJ.
but she is exploring other lands, that's why i had to leave
have you see her post count is growing and growing ? ( I need a crying smiley ) .........
Hmm seems to me the migration to Beach Blanket Bingo
that's why I have to walk away, it was only 4 or 5 of us posting in here , only Hi how are you ? and that was all
I know the RW has limited a lot of our time here.
But it is hard to talk to someone when he's flying by on his way to sand and surf.
I do understand somewhat though I never really get over someone walking away.
Good morning Z
Just flying around trying to catch up on things before I have to give myself up to the RW again and it has been a pain of late.
Just flying around trying to catch up on things before I have to give myself up to the RW again and it has been a pain of late.
Good morning Z
Just flying around trying to catch up on things before I have to give myself up to the RW again and it has been a pain of late.
Yes the RW has been a pain lately and I DON''T LIKE IT.
You know I like to keep up with at least this thread and it bugs me when I can't. It makes me grouchy.
Me too. It really makes me a bit grouchy when I don't hear from some of you for days!
Totally selfish.
Totally selfish.
Me too. It really makes me a bit grouchy when I don't hear from some of you for days!
Totally selfish.
is it Sunday night right now ?
Gee I don't know. Seems lke there was a lot of surfing to another shore Sunday.
Gee I don't know. Seems lke there was a lot of surfing to another shore Sunday.
but it is still my home
Geez Kent! Looks like it's a good thing she carries flotation devices w/ her!!!
Geez Kent! Looks like it's a good thing she carries flotation devices w/ her!!!
You could say that
Hi Norie!
Hello Bro Kent
I just upgraded to PS cs6 too
Wow! I was just going to talk to you about that! As you may know by now, with CS6, they've put back in the video editing part. There is more in the 'CS6 extended' having to do with 3D etc. (which I have no real interest in) but one can do the cinemagraphs with the standard version of CS6. This is a significant upgrade because of this.
In fact, if there is anyone that was considering popping for Photoshop or upgrading from CS4 (no longer can go back further), this is the time.
Even though I have CS5 'extended', I 'upgraded' to the standard verson of CS6 after finding all this out and saved some money in the process - although
... if I would have held off just 2 months on CS5, I would have saved more Anyway, it ended up that the 'beta CS6' was the actual CS6 not the CS6 and CS6 extended combined - which was hinted at, by Adobe.I never knew the cs6 was coming up so fast so it surprised me when i saw the beta, now i have the extended (it was a gift) but i am going to need a new computer if i need to play with the 3D ,thing that I wont probably be using
Cool! I like a lot of things about it. My old computer was tweaked for PS but this one isn't and seems to run it just fine. If I went into PS full time again, I'd probably change a few things.
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