"Why is it so big?" She asked

[Arnie H]

I was amongst two women today (two nurses to be exact). And as is my custom I whipped it out (my PV of course, get yer minds out of the gutter!). One nurse knew what it was and said as much "I know what that is", she said. The other nurse truly had no idea. But when the other woman told her, she asked me "Why is it so big?". Now here was a moment I could easily have had a lot of fun with. As a man, for a women to ask me something like this, kinda made me think "of stuff". I was at once, both flattered and embarassed my mouth would not/could not form any words. Eventually I was able to answer and did so as truthfully as I could. I said "some are bigger than others, this one is one of the big ones".

The PV I had was my Vamo v2 in 18650 mode, with a G50/Hypertank, surmounted by a rather longish skull drip tip. All together the device was approaching a foot in length (actually 10 inches, but foot long sounds better).

Hey, don't hate me cuz my device is big,! It is what it is. I couldn't help it.

 

[Ranic85]

Wow, sexual innuendo much? I would have started laughing.

 

[mare ze dotes]

Funny! The more to love? Blame NASA? God gave me a gift? Well, it dosent need to be, it just is!

 

[TheDarthJager]

Ha, that's classic.

 

[williebb123]

you should have said "you think that is big you should see my kick start model"

 

[PinoyBoy]

*Looks at the sentinel in 18350 mode, and the eVic in 18350 mode that is on the desk across the room*

18350 is the perfect size.

 

[Ref Minor]

The correct answer is "I like to keep everything in proportion"

 

[Gautama]

Did they ask to touch it?

 

[Coastal Cowboy]

You should have explained the difference in vaping technique vs. size of device, and also gone on a bit how the latter doesn't matter if the former is right.

But then you should have said, "but why should you compromise, when you can have both?"

You did get her phone number, didn't you?

If not, we'll have to punch that man card with a Strike.

 

[Knosis]

Lol.......

 

[Chimney34]

Hehehe!! I get asked that question all of the time so I wish I could come up with something slick to say. When men ask me that (since everyone around me uses cig-a-likes) I usually tell them...

'She lied to you...bigger really is better '

 

[JerseyB.]

...Eventually I was able to answer and did so as truthfully as I could. I said "some are bigger than others, this one is one of the big ones"...

haha, 2 nurses eh?

 

[BusterBear]

Public service announcement.

When you think i you have a clever sexual inuendo for your nurse.. you dont. We think its disgusting and we tell all the other nurses to stay away from the troll.

 

[dokebilee]

Nurse : "Why is it so big?"

Nurse : "How does it work?"

You : "Just put your mouth at the top and pull"

Yep, one of those threads.

 

[Gautama]

Public service announcement.

When you think i you have a clever sexual inuendo for your nurse.. you dont. We think its disgusting and we tell all the other nurses to stay away from the troll.

I don't know. Most of the nurses that I've had an opportunity to use sexual innuendo on have found it rather witty. Then again, I'm dead sexy....

 

[CommaHolly]

oh lord,,,,,,,,,men! eye roll. LOL!

 

[Train2]

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[Gary Mcroy]

Just noticing the dudes message above me and the quote by george carlin in the signature banner. Personally ive always liked the bumper sticker (and will get one when I have a high school aged boy) that says "Proud parent of the degenerate thats having sex with your honor student"

Yes

 

[CommaHolly]

face palm.


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[abracadebra]

Being the only vaper..at my local pub...for the last 14 mths...my pals..have watched my batts grow...little cig -a-likes..to 650s,900,1300, fat boy 1300 spinners...yeah ive had all the sexual innuendos possiable... so when the vamo came my way...I said no way im taking this bad boy out..but I couldn't help myself the other night...it had to be done...the looks I got were..speechless..before anyone could say anything...I said..Well if you think that's big...wait till you see what santa is bringing me for Christmas... Santa Claus is coming to town