with thanksgiving approaching

[angry-amy]

how about a cranberry sauce juice? not like lumpy home made cranberry sauce....

i am talking good, old jellified sauce in a can that jiggles when you cut it.

yes, i need this juice. please help.

 

[salemgold]

Hmmm... does sound good. I don't think that FlavourArt makes a cranberry flavoring though.

 

[TexasT]

Another reason for a guy to be married.

So you have somebody there to eat those cranberries.

 

[angry-amy]

Another reason for a guy to be married.

So you have somebody there to eat those cranberries.

you men can keep those berries, just give me the sauce.

 

[angry-amy]

you men can keep those berries, just give me the sauce.

wait. that didnt come out right.

 

[Kim Fantoni]

wait. that didnt come out right.

Yes it did!

 

[salemgold]

wait. that didnt come out right.

Hey Amy, I gotta ask.... what are you so angry about?

 

[TexasT]

Yes it did!

Nope. Didn't come out right. LOL

 

[angry-amy]

Hey Amy, I gotta ask.... what are you so angry about?

it has been my screenname for a long time. over 10 years! and it is based on a song that i have loved forever by ani difranco called "pretty girl"

"i am not an angry girl, but it seems i have everyone fooled. everytime i say something they hard to hear, they chalk it up to anger and never their own fear."

 

[TexasT]

I just knew Amy wasn't angry.

Angry girls put their right hand on their right hip and stomp their left foot.

And I know because I've been married to a girl all my life. That's what they do.

 

[angry-amy]

I just knew Amy wasn't angry.

Angry girls put their right hand on their right hip and stomp their left foot.

And I know because I've been married to a girl all my life. That's what they do.

now thats not true.

::says while putting my left hand on my left hip and stomping my right foot::

 

[maureengill]

Agreed....NOT.......

I say as I put both hands on both hips and stomp the left foot......

I just knew Amy wasn't angry.

Angry girls put their right hand on their right hip and stomp their left foot.

And I know because I've been married to a girl all my life. That's what they do.

 

[angry-amy]

Agreed....NOT.......

I say as I put both hands on both hips and stomp the left foot......

girl after my own heart, i see!

 

[TexasT]

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little police costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...

 

[angry-amy]

my friend, i think you are scaring the children, a little.

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little police costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little police costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...

Squash? Why not a baseball bat?

 

[TexasT]

Squash? Why not a baseball bat?

Ouch .. ooohhh ... hurt ... pain ... I think I'll go check out some other Threads. I don't belong here!

 

[hairball]

Squash? Why not a baseball bat?

Nope, that's how us gals feel about you men...LOL.

 

[TexasT]

Nope, that's how us gals feel about you men...LOL.

But that don't make sense cause we looooovvve you! Just love ya, love ya, love ya.

 

[ab357]

Hey TT,

You haven't forgot that you're supposed to be sending some of that... what did you call it? Chitterlings! That's what you said was stringy like a fat pasta right? Don't forget you said I'd need some of those... blue mountain oysters (?) to use like meatballs.

I hope it's as good as you say.