Hey masses I just heard it that the real gateway to smoking is toothpaste. There's a strong positive correlation between smoking and toothpaste usage. Smokers tend to use at least twice as much toothpaste than non smokers. Also notable is the insistance that menthol flavor should be allowed no matter what. It goes like this, kids bubblegum flavored paste, then mint paste, then menthol cigarettes and finally full flavor
tobacco. This is industry's best kept secret. Contact your governor now to ban flavors and introduce a 95% surtax on toothpaste. Save The Children!!!
PS Not to mention the cancerstuff:
Best-Selling Colgate Total Toothpaste Contains Triclosan