Worst flavored juice you've ever vaped?

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Zenfrogs

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Until yesterday I would have said Pina Colada but then I tried French Vanilla Ice Cream. Let's just say that if you have a penchant for vanilla ice cream left in the sun to curdle then I highly recommend it. I literally gagged and had to rinse my mouth out. Stupid me, I tried it again about an hour later thinking that it would get better. Nope! They should rename it Vanilla Vomit.
 

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I love KungPao but I don't think I'd want to smell or vape it, bleck! I have definately learned never to order new juice flavors when I am hungry, the names and pictures cloud my judgement big time.

The worst I've tasted is Bella Vanilla from Halo. I got it as a sample when I placed my initial order. I am not fond of the smooth 8 either. First I will say I love the Harley which is now called Torque, this is the only flavor I used up start to finish and am jonesin for my order to come in. I highly recommend it. I ordered from them initially in search of the perfect menthol and they do have it. But the bella vanilla smells and tastes flippen horrid. Stinky socks, old sweaty tennis shoes, a dude who hasn't bathed in a month and tried to cover up the stench in cheap cologne.
Trying to be fair, I gave it a second try about a month latter, wondering if I'd change my tune like I did with their freedom and harley but nope and you can't get the smell or taste out of your carts or cartos. I don't know what I was thinking when I retried it except that I have let some juice set a while, like the pear lung only to go back and actually like it alot.

I've got a bottle of Marcado from JC that I think taste like skunk .... too.
 

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My five nastiest juices, in increasing levels of disgust:

5th worst. Orange Dreamcicle from Ms. T's. Trust me, you'll never get this out of your atty. Good reason to switch to the relatively disposable cartos. I am saving this in case I ever run out of Ipecac syrup. This would make a fine emetic.

4th worst. Johnson Creek... The only one in the sampler I kinda liked was the Mint Chocolate. This was the first juice that I had bought, based on rave reviews. It almost put me off of vaping. Fortunately, for me, the carts that came with my Blu & Volcano convinced me that there was hope. I still keep a large bottle of Tennesee Turd around. It works well for cleaning the sharpie writing off of my cartos when I wash them out. Oh and very nice bottles!

3rd worst. RY4 from Alien Visions... I see they dont sell that any more. Excellent vapor, but a certain putrescense (sp?) that I just couldn't get past. Maybe buffalo ...? Something on four legs, that chews its cud. I actually like(d) the RY4 from madvapes (dekang I think), but just got more from them and it appears that the formula changes wildly.

2nd worst: Blueberry Cheesecake by Tasty Vapor. Highly rated and loved by many. Didn't work for me, although my gag reflex did get a pretty good workout. Fortunately I had ordered several juices from them at the time. The other 3 worked out well and they remain my favorite vendor. I have about 16 of their flavors and 4 of my TOP 5 favorites are TV.

Absolute worst: Wintergreen from Madvapes (top vapor). It started off OK. First couple of hits seemed OK. Kind of a nasty aftertaste... and then... a growing level of disgust, followed by overwhelming nausea washed over me. Next thing I knew I was praying to the porcelain god. One long, protracted technicolor yawn. Talk about barfelofous-of-the-blow-hole! Tossed up some perfectly good Applebees that night... and came darn close to soiling myself. Anyway, put me off of mint flavors (and chicken alfredo) for a full week. Nope, Ralphy doesn't like the Wintergreen.

NOTE: With the exception of JC & AV, I have gotten some fine juice from the other 3 vendors. This is just MY experience.

ETA: I would recommend ordering at least 4 diverse juices from a vendor before deciding you don't like the vendors juices. Chances are, if you order 4 you will have two vapable juices, one that you really like.
 
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For me this is a no brainer. The worst I have tried is the Bacon Maple from Ms. T's. I love all of her other flavors but that one tastes just horrible to me.

Ooops forgot about this one. Absurd, yet flaccid. In all fairness, Ms T's makes some great stuff and I knew this one was going to be a gamble.
 
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Well its a tie between Clove and TAB-Turhish Blend( almost threw up), YUK both suck.:nah:
Haha, the Clove was similar to what this post said but worst.

Originally Posted by Greeneyeddevil
Definitely clove. Came from litecig. my other flavors from them were fine but the clove....*gagging*. It tasted nothing remotely like a clove cig. More of some flowery potpourri soaked in my grandma's Sand and Sable perfume and it sorta smelled of French ...... *gagging again*
 
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Mrs T's French Toast. Tastes like urine drenched cat poop with
melted cheese on it.

Sounds like you got the Maple Bacon by mistake. Maybe it was mislabeled. I actually liked the French Toast and the Waffle juice from Mr.s T's and Rath. Unfortunately its too damn thick to run in a carto... for very long. Its drippin' juice.
 
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