Worst Liquid you have tried?

[Cherryblossom]

Hands down worst for me was Tasty Vapor Kretek. We had just started vaping, and we had a sample bottle of clove that we'd gotten from somewhere with a package, and we both just loved it. I also used to smoke clove cigarettes several years back, so I figured it was just a natural thing I would like the clove juice as well. I was thrilled my husband also liked it, so we proceeded to look for a popular vendor to buy a big bottle of juice from, thinking it would be an everyday vape for both of us. After reading all the positive reviews we decided to go with Tasty Vapor Kretek. Many of the reviews touted how authentic it was and just like they remembered clove cigs to taste like. We were very excited and optimistically awaited it's arrival. Upon arrival we tore open the package, and into a cart it went, we both came up coughing, the smell enveloped the room, the dogs fell over stunned....ok so the dogs didn't fall over stunned, but they did give us nasty looks. We sat back, we stared at the giant doubler and regular bottle sitting on the desk, we looked at each other. We discussed it, decided it must steep....yes, that's it, it only needs to steep...so we put it safely away, looking forward to the day we would reopen it and it would emerge from the ashes as a phoenix reborn as a wonderful all day vape. Well technically, we forgot about it, and it sat for about a two months...and then I remembered. I rushed to shake it up and once again fill a cart....and came up coughing once again, swatting at the air. It took 3 DAYS to get the smell out of our den, and let me tell you, I'm still not sure the dogs or my husband have forgiven me for reopening that bottle. Nothing against tasty vapor, but we've both sworn off cloves forever. We've tried to resell it, or trade it, and no luck. The two bottles still sit there staring at me. I'd pour it down the sink, but I'd have to open the bottle, and that might cause the dogs or husband to remove me from the household.

I now stick with nice safe fruit flavors.

 

[GWG73]

I'm still not sure the dogs or my husband have forgiven me for reopening that bottle

He has not!

I still have nightmares

 

[Miira]

Anything with PG in it. Luckily I also ordered some VG only juice to try when I ordered my kit or else I'd still be smoking.

 

[Ratchet]

Mad Vapes Cherry and Cream. Tasted like warm spoiled milk. I barely kept myself from throwing up when I tried it. If someone gave me the choice between tasting it again and suicide I'd have to stop and think for a minute.

Edit: I still have the bottle, I dug it out because of this thread and tried it again. It is like the death of light and hope. It's like watching every happy moment of your child hood be crushed before your eyes. When the four horseman of the apocalypse ride forth, clouds of this will surround them, and lo many shall lay down before them and be trampled to escape, welcoming the sweet embrace of death and eternal torment in the pits below. Imagine if you buried a quart of of cottage cheese in your backyard and left it for eighteen months, then dug it up and and tasted a spoonful. It is the vapor equivalent of licking Satan's sweaty taint. Before this, I had tried flavors I did not like, but this and this alone taught me how to truly hate something.

OMG, this is hilarious! Thanks for the good laugh! Never tried to bury cottage cheese and try it after 18 months or licked Satan's sweaty taint, but it had to be bad! ROFLMAO!

I really admire all of you that seem to know exactly how dirty socks, wet mops, and all kinds of weird stuff taste.... LOL!

 

[Ratchet]

Hands down worst for me was Tasty Vapor Kretek. We had just started vaping, and we had a sample bottle of clove that we'd gotten from somewhere with a package, and we both just loved it. I also used to smoke clove cigarettes several years back, so I figured it was just a natural thing I would like the clove juice as well. I was thrilled my husband also liked it, so we proceeded to look for a popular vendor to buy a big bottle of juice from, thinking it would be an everyday vape for both of us. After reading all the positive reviews we decided to go with Tasty Vapor Kretek. Many of the reviews touted how authentic it was and just like they remembered clove cigs to taste like. We were very excited and optimistically awaited it's arrival. Upon arrival we tore open the package, and into a cart it went, we both came up coughing, the smell enveloped the room, the dogs fell over stunned....ok so the dogs didn't fall over stunned, but they did give us nasty looks. We sat back, we stared at the giant doubler and regular bottle sitting on the desk, we looked at each other. We discussed it, decided it must steep....yes, that's it, it only needs to steep...so we put it safely away, looking forward to the day we would reopen it and it would emerge from the ashes as a phoenix reborn as a wonderful all day vape. Well technically, we forgot about it, and it sat for about a two months...and then I remembered. I rushed to shake it up and once again fill a cart....and came up coughing once again, swatting at the air. It took 3 DAYS to get the smell out of our den, and let me tell you, I'm still not sure the dogs or my husband have forgiven me for reopening that bottle. Nothing against tasty vapor, but we've both sworn off cloves forever. We've tried to resell it, or trade it, and no luck. The two bottles still sit there staring at me. I'd pour it down the sink, but I'd have to open the bottle, and that might cause the dogs or husband to remove me from the household.

I now stick with nice safe fruit flavors.

I'd just throw it in the trash, WITHOUT opening it again... I wouldn't risk another shock to the dogs or getting kicked outta the house over that juice.... LOL!

 

[GWG73]

i'd just throw it in the trash, without opening it again... I wouldn't risk another shock to the dogs or getting kicked outta the house over that juice.... Lol!

3 days!!!!

 

[Ratchet]

3 days!!!!

LMAO! Poor you! Musta been horrifying.......................

 

[ki77en]

CinnamonTobacco - DiscountVapers
Normally I LOVE cinnamon and I thought this would be great, right? WRONG! Sooo bad.
Orange Spice Tobacco and Orange Mint - VelvetVapors. Yuck. What was I thinking?
Blueberry Cinnamon Crumble - The Vapor Room. Highly recommended but even after a few weeks of steeping this stuff is HORRIBLE. I mix a whole lot more cinnamon w/ it and find it quite vapable now.
Junglefruit - DiscountVapers. Made me gag the first time I vaped it. Can't even mix enough cinnamon w/ it to make it better.
DragonFruit - possibly the Vapor Room or Velvet Vapors. Tasted good the first day and then after that I couldn't stand it.

I haven't thrown anything away. I'm actually trying mixes to see how they turn out although I'm afraid to try them anytime soon. I'd rather wait until I'm desperate enough.

 

[tiberius_claud]

Any kind of Dr. Pepper juice. Tastes like warm medicine!

 

[79Silo]

Worst for me is the Greentea, kona cream and pound cake

 

[whistletom]

I think caution should be shown towards any juice that a vendor gives away as a "freebie"
Freebie can often mean: getting rid of unwanted stock.
I received a 5ml sample of a juice (can't recall the name) from a local vendor here in Ireland.
Imagine vaping a bowl of caramelised sugar with a strong overtone of armpit and you will get the idea.
The worst thing about it was that it seemed to contaminate everything. Even things that could not possibly have been in contact with it seemed to reek of the stuff.
I was tempted to don a hazmat suit to dispose of the stuff.

 

[acrobat]

The worst liquid I have tried is the dekang raspberry. It tasted like chemical air freshener.

 

[Sostenuto]

So far I've only tried two...Turkish and Green Apple. Turkish is okay (even tho it tastes like maple syrup), but Green Apple is just awful... it tastes like perfume.

 

[lintux]

Halo's Smooth8 I feel goat cheese taste in this one and I can't bear goat cheese

 

[Tolver]

Chocolate, double fudge, and butterscotch. YECH!

 

[gthompson]

Top Vapes Candy Cane.

It tasted exactly like I remember cough syrup tasting back when I was a kid (100 years ago), before they had all the fancy flavorings for medicine. Just awful. Gagging awful.

 

[LongHaul]

I love vapor kings in Tulsa Oklahoma but I got some of their primo cigar and I ended up giving away almost 30mil cause I couldn't handle it....it was fine to try but to smoke a whole tank was unbearrable

 

[JYan]

bwb pina colada and mango taste alright but not my cup of tea... dekang ry4 and green tea just aren't doing it either.

 

[LongHaul]

Anything coffee to me taste burnt even if it's not

 

[Meggalette]

Void Mist Fruit Punch and Honey, both were so bad there are no words. I couldn't even mix them with other juices to make them salvageable. They made other juices that were not too bad, but these two made me not order from them again, they were that bad.