REPOSTED, with changes, because it fit better here...
You use a spoon or a light-bulb to vape... because your batteries are all dead, and in transit from china.
When you steal your neighbors porch-light, because all the lights in your house are compact fluorescent bulbs.
When you come to the conclusion that plastic sporks which you asked your kids to bring home from school, are not as viable of a solution as you thought they were going to be.
When you unroll your kit, pull out a vial of juice, use your teeth to remove a needle cover, slide it into the juice, slowly draw 1ml into the needle, tap out the air bubble, inject it into a cart, drip two remaining drops onto the coil, and prime-puff-puff, exclaiming... "Ahhhhhh"... as you exhale.
When you notice another e-cig device from over 1000 feet away, in public.
When you start to complain about smokers smoke.
When you have more formulas than they sell on the internet, and all have uber-high doses of concentrated nicotine.
When your engraved kit is the first thing you grab when the smoke alarm goes off.
When your .... has more dust than your ashtray.
When you have four rapid chargers, eight spare batteries, two dozen replacement vaporizers, a 1000 pack of blank carts, and each has a metal tin with labels for each component. But your fridge is filled with mystery items in brown paper bags, molded-over unidentifiable ziplocks, and those are next to your collection of fast-food condiment packages with long-expired dates on them.
When you are a member of 12 other forums, all e-cig related, and a moderator on half of them.
When you can identify an exact model, manufacture, and seller of an e-cig, just by the volume of vapor it releases.
When you have acquired over $800.00 in e-cig merchandise, just in-case...
