You know you are hooked on vaping when......

[lec666]

you recycle every dead part into a working part.

you spend all the money you saved from not smoking on more vaping equipment & supplies.

your computer desk looks like a .... lab.

you have 2 or more types of e-cigs and still find it necessary to buy another.

you have so much equipment that you loan out kits to friends to convert them to vaping.

a part dies and you don't need to go to radio shack to obtain parts to mod it.

 

[ISAWHIM]

You know all the UPS/FEDEX/DHL drivers names...

All the UPS/FEDEX/DHL drivers know your name...

You are on the FBI terrorist watch-list, for all the packages being delivered, containing liquids, electronics, and pen-shaped devices that are not pens.

The all-night gas-station clerk has forgotten your name, and what brand you once smoked, and no longer seems to recognize you, since you only come in once a week for gas now... not cigarettes every day.

You have taken apart every game-boy and smoke detector, looking for a possible battery alternative, because it will be two more weeks before your replacement battery arrives in the mail.

Your "Favorites Links", are all e-cig related.

Your "Temporary Internet Files", are full of e-cig images and web-pages.

Your "History Folder" has prompted you to, "Compress your browsing history to conserve space? (Yes/No)"

You vape after sex, before sex, and during sex.

You refer to your private male organ as a vape-stick.

You refer to your private female organ as a charger.

You know that vaping in the bathroom is not a wise decision after eating a can of beans.

You still vape in the bathroom after eating a can of beans.

You have created a ritualistic yearly celebration holiday event for the date when your first e-cig arrived... and you can't remember the date of your significant other's birthday anymore.

You don't care, that you can't remember the date of your significant other's birthday.

You have seriously gotten angry, because you thought your significant other was dipping into your vape-stash.

 

[Ann]

When you have added the tracking links to UPS, USPS, FedEX, and EMS to your favorites.

OMG I have all those in my DOC's.

 

[cosican]

When you go to the mail box with a duffle bag in tow, so you don't have to make more than 2 trips back and forth

when you constantly are in search of a larger carry bag, cos the one you bought, yesterday, is already to small

when you are only sending POST DATED checks to pay your bills, so there is always money in your PayPal account

when you go to HOME DEPOT to get a larger mailbox

when you realize the lists we are maikng for this post are NO LONGER FUNNY

 

[Elendil]

When you drag your laptop to work everyday and go through the convoluted mess of tethering to your iPhone so you can get on the ECF forum and keep current with your favorite threads because your company does not allow access to chat/forums via the company internet connection.

(I am doing this right now.........)

 

[Tasdad]

You have asked a pharmacist for a syringe with a dull needle because you don't want to accidentally poke yourself.

 

[qdilla]

When you have thoughts of licking the e juice off your fingers and the side of the bottle.

 

[wyzardd]

When you have thoughts licking the e juice off your fingers and the side of the bottle.

What do you mean "thoughts"?

 

[Spikey]

When you go away for ONE overnight and it takes longer to pack your ecig stuff than it takes to pack your clothes and toiletries.

When you start thinking about getting a SECOND Kensington Battery pack so you can go a whole week with a passthru and not need to charge any batteries.

When you won't leave the house (even for an hour) without 3 different devices and at least 3 backup batteries.

When your family and friends in other states start calling you asking about that "ecig thing" and where they can get one cause your other relatives told them you are crazy obsessed with this newfangled thing and won't shut up about it.

When people start calling you after you have turned them to vaping and say "is it cool if I give my friend your number? They want to see if you have a kit you could spare and can't wait to order it online".

When you start buying in bulk to sell to others at a $5 or $10 markup just so you can support your own habit.

When you have more juice flavors than you do spices in your spice rack.

When your "failed juice experiments" equal enough juice to last you a few months.

When you teach your postman about vaping and he asks if you can order one for his cousin next time you order.

When all the suppliers on the forum can equate your username with your actual name and they send your order out IMMEDIATELY cause they know if it takes more than 2 days to get to you after you order you may just complain all over the boards.

You start thinkng of opening a new email act so you can "subscribe" to the threads you want without filling up your inbox cause you MAXED out your email mailbox capacity after not checking email for 2 days!!!!

When you take your firesafe LOCK box that you bought for your 1 TB external Hard Drive which has ALL your business files and emails for the last 10 years and fill it with juice and extra attys cause if there is a fire... the vape stuff is more important than your livelihood.

(Even the guys at the Vapers Club meeting made fun of me for this lol!)

 

[Elendil]

You use the term "throat hit" without thinking of Liam Neeson.

 

[gnsmith]

You know where to find PG and VG

You know what PG and VG stand for>

 

[tribalmasters]

...you have more business cards from your supplier than the supplier does
your car has at least 2 totallywicked car stickers and a warning along the lines of "Drive safely Sensitive battery on board"
you have posters on your walls featuring you favourite supplier, forum member or smoking nun

 

[DarthVaper]

When you're on this forum.

When you're replying to this thread.

 

[Spikey]

When you're on this forum.

When you're replying to this thread.

When you laughed at each of the posts for the past 6 pages, not cause they were funny, but cause they were true.

Then you realized just how pathetic you were (I type as I put my Johnson Creek bumper sticker in my purse so I can put it on my car when it stops raining). LOL!

 

[Tasdad]

Every time you see someone smoking on TV, you think you should send them an e-cig.

You have an entire refrigerator that the kids are not allowed to open because it is full of juice.

 

[Avid]

When you wake up in the morning and switch out all your batteries off the chargers and refill your carts before you have your morning coffee.

When you cleaned out your den to move in another desk behind your computer desk because your nicquid and supplies have outgrown the kitchen table and need their own room

When you proudly announce, "I made cheesecake!" and you did it with a syringe and some vials and promptly vape it

 

[gnsmith]

...When you spend your spare time wandering around stores looking for "just the right" bag or "just the right size" toolbox or container that will hold your ever growing supplies, thinking about how to compartmentalize them just right and going down the aisle's you would never have ever considered entering before 'just in case' that perfect container is there hidden among the makeup or other scary places ...

now this is not funny, this actually happened to me yesterday. my wife sent me to craft 2000 to pick up some art supplies for her. I started looking for a box for all of my vaping supplies. found a box that was just perfect, was so excited I forgot to get my wife's Art supplies. she was mad.

 

[Terrie]

When your neighbor who works for the sheriff's department stops by, and upon seeing several bottles of e-juice and a syringe on your kitchen counter, gives you a very confused look and asks: "What's going on?" (true story)

 

[Elendil]

When you DON'T want to tell anyone about ecigs (even when they bring it up first) because it's just another person to compete with for available supplies.......

 

[chief druid]

well judging by all these posts i'm a tiny bit hooked .... waaaaa