You know you're a vaper when...

[LauraBolyard]

Funny, I was vaping on my way into the store, panhandler asked me for a smoke, I told him I don't smoke and held up my riva. On my way out he asked me again, obviously thinking I was crazy. Had to explain that it was t a cigarette and I only had one with me!!

 

[juicejunky]

When the cashier at the liquor store slaps a pint of Everclear on the counter when he sees you coming.

 

[LauraBolyard]

You stay up a little later to vape a little longer

 

[AvalonMyst]

When instead of checking for your wallet, keys and cell phone; you check to make sure you have enough juice, atties and batts as back up even if you're only going for a quick stop to the store.


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[uAdC]

when the mailman runs at the sight of you, for fear of being tackled (again)..

 

[woolgrower]

When discussing baby names with your significant other you suggest names like Ego, Darwin, Lea, Leo, Reo, Helix, Chuck, ect...

I think I have my naming theme for next years lambing!

 

[LauraBolyard]

your nightstand or coffee table is full of "stuff"!

 

[LauraBolyard]

when dental picks, paperclips and tweezers are not used for teeth, paper or splinters!!!

 

[LauraBolyard]

ok, many non-radicals might not understand this one, if you do...

You have a soft ice pack in bed next to you! Please dont make me explain!!

it really works nicely between vapes!!!

 

[NoEmotionz]

I work at a fast food restaurant, and I realized this morning how much of a vapor I'am. I had to unload the inventory truck, I had to put up a lot of our stuff in the walk-in cooler at work. I noticed every time I breathed and I could see my breath in the air, I was expecting some kind of flavor along with it. Bummer. Thank god I had my PV in my pocket, quickfix for the win!

 

[Mac]

If you have more e-cig stuff in your house then furniture!

Mea culpa!

 

[LauraBolyard]

If packing up your e-cig stuff takes longer than packing up the baby!!
I havent had a 'baby' in years, but this is what it reminds me of!! Got__? CHECK!! Got___? CHECK!! Got___? CHECK!!

 

[LauraBolyard]

you worry about a hurricane coming because the mailman wont!!

 

[LauraBolyard]

OK, I'll keep going...

when your cell phone always seems a little slippery!

 

[QBass]

the smell of cigarettes makes you feel sorry for people that are still using analogs.

 

[QBass]

you finally relax in the knowledge that the several liters of e-liquid you've accumulated should last at least until the zombies have starved themselves into extinction.

 

[LauraBolyard]

you cant even find a lighter to light a candle

 

[QBass]

you take a perverse pleasure in telling a cig mooch you don't smoke and then blowing a cloud of vapor at them.

 

[LauraBolyard]

Thats REALLY funny!!

 

[QBass]

clouds surround you at all times, and yet you don't stink anymore!